Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

Is it even worth seeing is the real question. :D

I thought I was risquay with the few pics I've taken with it

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

You also need to take into account some of the younger members on this site (e.g. - some of the 14-year-olds that happen to roam this site ;)). and even if this was considered, there would have to be a way to have a thread option that would post an advisory or lock people out of a thread if theay're under 18 :p

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

u can mail the links...hehe...
bt dnt spoil the fun now....;)

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

I made already a post here about this topic http://talk.maemo.org/showthread.php?t=45823&page=4

->

I vote for a Maemo 18+ forum, posting selfmade amateur porn is a good start :)

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

.. So he wants to see such thing.. *trying to remember what the 2girls1cup website is*...

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

In the spirit of open source and community sharing, I demand said media to be released onto us!

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

I would prefer you not uploading the porn vids made on my N900 here...

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

Gah! Scrolling down slowly over the image of Piccard... it really looked like a penis. I thought it was a preview from the said video ;)

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

why do you ask? just post it or link to it. no prob.

(a version with the girl edited out would be welcome.)

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

:D:D LOL crying here this post is CRAZY!!!!!

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

Sure: you'll need a "manual" bugzilla entry for that and a 10-day "testing" period ;)

OTOH, the emergence of such a thread proves beyond reasonable doubt that the N900 has become mainstream :D

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

Pics or it didn't happen...!

This thread is indeed hilarious - now where's our promised video?!

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

HAHAHA!!
I totally second that idea! =P

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

maemos wives?
....shudder

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

Wasn't there a similar thread - "I want to shoot a porn movie with my N900" - that got deleted? Maybe the OP of this thread should team up with the OP of that one and make a foursome

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

There are plenty of threads about the vibrator...

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

you know, this is why i'm so pyssed that flash on the n900 can't access the (front) camera. it would be the ideal device for cam4.com or thelike. :D

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

Oookay, strange tread. But it seems there are still a proper audience out there...

So, now I will provide you the first porn picture taken with the N900:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...uman_wrist.png

Enjoy it and have fun! :D

Ah, and I'm sorry. More than the wrist was not possible. I had to hold the N900 with the other Hand. ;)

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

This thread needs more links from OP.

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

wanna go private? have msn?

:D

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

i can assure you its not.
i'm sure there have been similar threads before now
i believe also someone needed the torch on whilst recording for some reason

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

i feel sorry for the maemo community... it used to be a very professional place to ask and talk about stuff related... even if in off topic but this is just lame... are the modderaters asleep? or r they too just waiting for someone to post some videos... way to go maemo.org.

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

right. i'm waiting. (maybe he's uploading to xtube right now?)

OTOH, while we wait... can't we start a community project for a more professional "nature film"? you know: develop a script, cast the actors* (?), find a set where all would come together (nokia sponsored?)... sounds like the most natural extension of the community outreach programe. :p

*) did we ever have a "mister maemo"/"miss maemo" election? best looking members of the community? we have the voting infrastructure in place...

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

How is this thread any inferior to threads where people post boring pics about their kids doing average hobbies mediocrily? Or threads with Sketch drawings.

It's just people using their N900 and wanting to share. Absolutely nothing wrong with porn, especially the kind that's homemade.

EDIT: ffs you joined February 2010. This place wasn't anymore professional 30-60 days ago.

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

Yeah, the only N900 porn movies we needed back then were:

• How to install high-capacity batteries in your device
• Proof of concept running Win95 or Mac OS/X on the N900
• Pimped-up desktop widget demos
• N900 drop test videos
• and that moving-pixel Liqbase thing

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

best thread ever?!

mynamedescribesitinonewordtbf.

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

eiffel that moving pixel liqbase thing is still in motion, but i've been preoccupied helping PR1.2 for a while now.
:) helping the whole OS and everyone is a little bit more important but its not gone away and is close to my thoughts and code fingers..

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

Come on! Who's got porn? Paste the link! You know the mantra of open-source: release early, release often! And I am not talking about your body parts...

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

The only way to make the movie universally offensive is to have the actors/actresses say negative things about maemo/n900 while they're doing it :D

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

I'm impressed that the porn thread made its way back to developer talk... that's the power of maemo... or the power of a lack of porn...

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

well the n900 is designed for multitasking

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

oh

my

god


:D

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

what would she say? "it's too small"?? certainly not. ;)

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

This thread has me in stitches lol, but please do not post filth here, thats just wrong, however you can email it me pmpl.

Porn is what the internet was made for isnt it? :D

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

posting it here isn't wrong, but most probably illegal in many countries. we would run into a situation where we'd have to make sure that users @ maemo.org are 18+ ;)

however: uploading it to a free "porn 2.0"-service elsewhere that requires you to sign up and then posting a link here would be OK, wouldn't it?

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

It's too thick...

It doesn't stay on long enough for me...

It's not as smooth as the other...

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

ysss OMG please stop it! I'm at the office and can't help laughing ;)

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

LOL.. there's no turning back now...

Crispy has got to upload the goods somewhere...

The community demands it....

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

unfortunately not taken with an N900...

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 

Nope.

That would prolly be big turn on for geeky masochists. Sexy femdom shouting how crappy Maemo is. Yummy :)