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Why isn't PR1.2 out yet?

It will be based on GNU/Hurd...

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what's the similarity between PR1.2 and World of Warcraft?

They separates us from the rest of the world.

Another one, which item gets us closer to the PR1.2 release?

The F5 key.

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how many of you have stopped watching porn for a moment to check this site for pr1.2 and went back to watching it?

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Originally Posted by nicola.mfb (Post 620164)

Why is PR 1.2 so late?
Becouse developers cannot reach the office without ovi maps 3 :)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

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Nokia, Apple, Google and Microsoft are having a secret meeting about who is the most evil company.
Nokia: We pronounced a major update, but let them wait for infinite!
Apple: We already invented that earlier, now we pronounced a new Generation and lost one of our prototypes telling them it was by accident...
Google: Impressive, but wait untill we pronounce our next Operating System and tell them it will be really Open Source.
Microsoft: OK you won, i will concentrate on things i am good at. I will build more input devices and develop more usefull programs like calc for your AppStores.
Hopefully the Good Ones will use their force and Ubuntu will build an universal Open Source Hildonized Tablet Phone Media Player Gaming Machine with instant updates!

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Originally Posted by maxximuscool (Post 620142)

PR = Pubic Rash

Public Rage

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PR 1.2 packs so much more features that as soon as the tester starts it up, the battery is completely drained.

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Originally Posted by cheungs (Post 620632)

Public Rage

1. PR = Please Release

2. PR = Phoney Release

3. PR = Product Revoked

4. PR = Public Revolt
:p

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Originally Posted by james174 (Post 620127)

A Nokia manager and two members of his staff who worked on the development of the N900, a hardware engineer and a programmer for PR1.2, are in a car. While on the way to a meeting, its brakes fail, and it nearly goes out of control almost killing them all. Fortunately, they are able to stop it without causing an accident. They all get out, look at the car, and the engineer says "I'll repair the brakes." The manager says "No, I'll organise a committee, arrange meetings, hold an inquest and, through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution." Then the programmer says "I think the best way is to drive back to just before the spot where the brakes failed, and then go along the same route to see if the fault happens again."

Another PR 1.2 programmer, driving a car with the same make and model, passes by, walks up to them, puts a sticky note on their car: "WORKSFORME", and drives away.

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Pr1.2 got all the nerds annoyed, and they're like; "we wanna go 'droid!"

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Two girls talk:
- My PR1.2 is late.
- Lucky you. I have to use an iPad.

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Best joke to me not PR 1.2 releated but cracks me up every time and I always have tears in my eyes

btw: PR means Postponed Release

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Chili Tester Named Cameron

"Recently I was honored to be selected as an Outstanding Famous Celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted this as being one of those burdens you endure when you're an internet writer and therefore know and adored by all."

Here are the scorecards from the event:

Chili # 1: Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili

JUDGE ONE:

A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.

JUDGE TWO:

Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

CAMERON:

Holy smokes, what is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with it. Took me two beers to put the flames out. Hope that's the worst one. These people are crazy.

Chili # 2: Arthur's Afterburner Chili

JUDGE ONE:

Smoky (barbecue?) with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.

JUDGE TWO:

Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

CAMERON

Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. Shoved my way to the front of the beer line. The barmaid looks like a professional wrestler after a bad night. She was so irritated over my gagging sounds that the snake tattoo under her eye started to twitch. She has arms like Popeye and a face like Winston Churchill. I will NOT pick a fight with her.

Chili # 3: Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili

JUDGE ONE:

Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.

JUDGE TWO:

A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of red peppers.

CAMERON:

This has got to be a joke. Call the EPA, I've located a !?##?!?%?~?! uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been sneezing Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now and got out of my way so I could make it to the beer wagon. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. She said her friends call her "Sally." Probably behind her back they call her "Forklift."

Chili # 4: Bubba's Black Magic

JUDGE ONE:

Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

JUDGE TWO:

Hint of lime in the black beans Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.

CAMERON:

I felt something scraping across my tongue but was unable to taste it. Sally was standing behind me with fresh refills so I wouldn't have to dash over to see her. When she winked at me her snake sort of coiled and uncoiled... it's kinda cute.

Chili # 5: Linda's Legal Lip Remover

JUDGE ONE:

Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

JUDGE TWO:

Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

CAMERON:

My ears are ringing and I can no longer focus my eyes. I belched and four people in front of me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed hurt when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. Sort of irritates me that one of the other judges asked me to stop screaming.

Chili # 6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety

JUDGE ONE:

Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers.

JUDGE TWO:

The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.

CAMERON:

My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except Sally. I asked if she wants to go dancing later.

Chili # 7: Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili

JUDGE ONE;

A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

JUDGE TWO:

Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef threw in canned peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge number 3, he appears to be in a bit of distress.

CAMERON:

You could put a hand grenade in my mouth and pull the pin and I wouldn't feel it. I've lost the sight in one eye and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My clothes are covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth at some point. Good! At autopsy they'll know what killed me. Go Sally, save yourself before it's too late. Tell our children I'm sorry I was not there to conceive them. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful and I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air I'll just let it in through the hole in my stomach. Call the X-Files people and tell them I've found a super nova on my tongue.

Chili # 8: Helen's Mount Saint Chili

JUDGE ONE:

This final entry is a good, balanced chili, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 fell and pulled the chili pot on top of himself.

JUDGE TWO:

A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili, safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.

CAMERON:

Momma !!

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Thundercats find the PR1.2 in a treasure chest on Third Earth during a battle with Mumm-ra (ehm Nokia).

Lion-O goes ahead, tosses out his Sword of Omens (ehm N900) and shouts:

Update! Update! Update! Update Now, Hooooooo!

And both the Sword of Omens and PR1.2 run away, because they're not ready.

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Why isn't PR1.2 out yet?

Vanjoki is adding a feature that makes system cameras obsolete.

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Two guys meet in a Finish bar, both terribly depressed:
- What's your story mate?
- Wife left me two months ago. Yours?
- I lost the only copy of PR1.2 two months ago... I hope no one will find out.

Superman sees a Finish guy crying and asks:
- Tell me what's wrong. I'll help.
- Chuck Norris kicked my ***, and took the only copy of PR1.2.
- Forget it. You were lucky. Don't piss him off next time.

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Originally Posted by tomaszrybak (Post 619763)

Why is PR1.2 not yet released?
Testers are waiting to ensure compatibility with Duke Nukem Forever!

Solid man!!

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Originally Posted by roger_27 (Post 615475)

PR 1.2 and Meego 1.0 were chatting it up at the repository.
PR 1.2 : so when you getting released?
Meego: i dont know, some time after you i guess.
PR 1.2: I'm getting released???

awesome, that really made my day :D

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while we all wait for PR1.2 Chuk Norris is using PR 1.3 (Lucky SOB)

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Prison ward calls PrisoneR 1.2 to his office. He tells the desperate prisoner:
"There are new developments in the Nokia vs. the community case concerning you.
I have good news and bad news for you.
The good news: you will be released before your evil cellmate MeEgo#1.
The bad news: MeEgo#1 will be released before you. "

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Hey, leave Chuck Norris out, he has nothing to do with PR 1.2, he is in Iceland barbecuing.

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Originally Posted by cfeleaga (Post 620998)

Hey, leave Chuck Norris out, he has nothing to do with PR 1.2, he is in Iceland barbecuing.

Went there by airplane, just barbecuing while snowboarding on magma and laughing at us...

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chuck norris beat up PR1.2 so bad that it became PR 2.1 :)

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Chuck Norris is the only one who could spell Eyjafjallajökull backwards in braille faster than any Nokia engineers. And he did that without waiting Pr1.2's release. Twice !

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I suggest we develop a PR1.2 countdown widget. One that counts down from infinite...

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Originally Posted by pety (Post 621412)

I suggest we develop a PR1.2 countdown widget. One that counts down from infinite...

...until chuck norris say its done.

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Originally Posted by pety (Post 621412)

I suggest we develop a PR1.2 countdown widget. One that counts down from infinite...

Oh! nice, having spare time I'll code it :) only say me the "initial" date to count from :)

Niko

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PR1.2 will be released tomorrow!

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Originally Posted by Stonik (Post 619831)

How many official Nokia N900 PR1.2 updates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. They wait for the community to do it.

Edit: Yeah, not sure if this is a joke though. :confused:

awesome that trueness was amusing thank you good sir

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Originally Posted by nicola.mfb (Post 619930)

version 2:

PR 1.2 and Meego 1.0 were chatting it up at the repository.
PR 1.2 : so when you getting released?
Meego: i dont know, but for sure *before* you! :D

awesome i was thinking the same when i read that

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Originally Posted by cfeleaga (Post 620998)

hey, leave chuck norris out, he has nothing to do with pr 1.2, he is in iceland barbecuing.

brilliant!!!

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lets all start rubbing our N900s and ask the genie to grant us our 1.2 wishes

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In actual fact Pr1.2 did get released on 1st of April, but Pr1.1 never believed it so did not update!

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Originally Posted by bigbrovar (Post 620896)

while we all wait for PR1.2 Chuk Norris is using PR 1.3 (Lucky SOB)

At least you RT'd me too, thanks! :)

http://twitter.com/Inacurate/status/12537405916

This thread is just funny, some great jokes!

Hope the Admins know we are all just having some fun, even though SOME of the jokes hitting a little to close to home.

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my name is Yiannis and I'm a Pr addict

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Originally Posted by pety (Post 621520)

my name is Yiannis and I'm a Pr addict

*****, I thought that was me!

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(the following does not describe in any way how I feel about the president of Nokia. it's just a satirical joke based on the movie SAW. I'm a very patient, and nice guy. again JUST A JOKE!)

*Olli-Pekka Kallasvuo, president of Nokia is captured in his home, and passed out with chloroform*

*he awakens to find himself in a very dark room, bound to a chair by his right-hand wrist*

*he pulls his left leg forward, which pulls a lever, and triggers a nearby TV to turn on. on the screen is a clown manequin... he begins to speak*

Hello Olli, I want to play a game........

You have spent your life devoted to making people wait, now let's see how you are at patience yourself.

Above your hand is a bucket with a hole in it, over the next 12 hours enough acid droplets will drip, one by one on your hand to reveal a key which I have embedded deep inside it. If you can wait long enough for the acid to release the key, you may unlock yourself and enjoy your liberation and what is left of your right hand, leaving you a little wiser and with a new profund sense of what it is like to wait for something so close to your grasp, yet very far away.

If you don't want to wait you can press the button below your left hand, which will immediately chop the hand off, and give you your precious freedom.

So what will it be Olli, will you finish your patience testing, or push for a quick release?

(you decide the ending)