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I keep expecting to see a "YHBT" buried in one of these posts.

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Euchre,
Try
aircrack -quickcrack -autoconnect

If that doesn't work, try
man aircrack

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As if you would ever ignore "a show". You are ALWAYS in the middle of it. You are a great wingman!! I enjoy being in the show or watching the show like last time... but still I just want about 5 command lines for EACH of these "security" programs and maybe a short sentence to explain basically what it does... this would speed up the process. BUT NO I forgot that cannot happen because I didn't read enough yet. Make all the judgements you want but just to let you know I JUDGE U ALL RIGHT BACK. lol

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Ah, had to look up that one, thanks for teaching me something today !
HAND :-)

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This particular variant of the species is basically attention-craving. It tends to take itself quite seriously and is not in it for the fun.

Watch with binoculars from a safe distance.

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Maybe if yoou guys answered my question like I asked nicely in the beginning I wouldn't have to embarrass you all so much!

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Careful with the rank assumptions there, fella. They tend to be awfully ironic.

*pops corn for the Old Guys*

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Look whether u all like it or not u r all going to CONTINUE to help me out... the only thing is I won't be doing the asking but I read every single post on here for the past 3 months (and a year before that) and I get the help I need... it's a bit slow for my liking but I do learn from you people... The timing works like this... a member does READ READ READ and then is stuck on something and posts about it and then *I* get lucky when someone responds to them in PRACTICAL TERMS (nothing beats a command line in X-Term). It does happen this way on here... but RARELY. Oh well, it's been like this all this time and regardless of how many apple carts I upset it will remain the same for me. Look at my posts compared to the amount of time I spend on here... just like 100 guest constantly cmpare to 10 users logged in... this place is about reading and lucking out when you can... all the newbies can see who runs the show here (OLD BOYS CLUB) and that is fine cuz you guys are the Lynix pros and all us newbies need u!! I am grateful to have u all teach me INDIRECTLY but judge u all ebcause of the lack of DIRECT support I get and soooooooo many other newbies get ignored too.

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Karel, you're hogging the popcorn! All you had to do was ask and I would have made more.

...do you prefer kettle, old fashioned or extra buttered?

Oh, and fanoush: I told ya so. :p

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OMG There are 100 posts from newbies which are on here that got ignored from the Old Boys Club and they asked nicely... USE YOUR SEARCH BUTTON TEXRAT!! 2-3 of them were from me over the past 3 months and I never started trouble afterwares... until now... I wasn't about to ever get a simple practical response so I saw so no harm done here when I finally let me newbie frustrations out. Once I saw a post about getting WIFI through a BLUETOOTH PC and when I asked how I got ingnored. IF it can be done explain it to me... what do I type in? I DO NOT WANT TO LEARN ABOUT THE INVENTOR OF BLUETOOTH AND HOW IT DEVELOPED INTO A MAINSTREAM TOOL WE ALL USE TODAY... You bring up stuff to be smart (and you are when it comes to HACKING in Lynix) but then when asked to explain it to a newbie you are to lazy or too high on your horse to explain (eg. go read little boy).

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I'd say "you win" but I'm afraid you'd stop.

It's not often one encounters the male variant of Homo Passiveaggressivous. You must continue posting so that we may study.

*starts more popcorn*

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All the newbies and I are JUDGING U HARSHLY!! We outrank you however we all lack the condfidence to tell it like it is publically. I don't because I am a MARTYR! Seriously though THIS IS THE NEWBIE FORUM... OLD BOYS CLUB SHOULD STAY OUT OF HERE AND STOP ATTACKING THE NEWBIES WHEN THEY HAVE NEWBIE THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS!!

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Caps lock broken?

Throat sore yet?

Cross getting heavy?

Inquiring armchair anthropologists want to know!

*breaks out notepad and sharpens pencil*

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euchreprof-

I'm sorry that you have found it so difficult to learn what it is that you need to know on this vast resource called the internet. I can assure you that through the use of some tools on your tablet you can find all the information you need. This tool, of course, would be Google.


While you voice your displeasure with the members of this group, whom I have found to be extremely helpful and as a result I do my best to pay it forward, please please please stop showing your true lack of knowledge and at least spell Linux correctly.

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How dare you sir! Can't you see the hurt in your remarks? What if he suffers slydexia-- er, dyslexia and can't smell properly?

Wait... did that come out right?

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I didn't want to have to do this but you need to finally look at this Texrat...

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Why can't YOU GOOGLE... then I or any other newbie ask NICELY... and YOU SHARE YOUR INFO?

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Isn't it fun to feed the trolls!

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Wow, euchre... I'm afraid to open your image for fear I may be well and truly owned (by my own post if I gather correctly). I just can't handle that right now... I'm dealing with a coffee crisis. One more cup, which might keep me up too late, or just deal with the fact that I'm too tired to work productively (hence the multiple forays here)? Man. Toughie.

You can see my dilemma. If I can't help myself, how then can i help you? You are much better off without my efforts.

Now... can you answer my earlier questions? Don't tell me I sharpened this pencil for nothing!

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Trools are people who purposely start porblems... I HAVE SERIOUS CONCERNS HERE THAT HAVE BEEN GOING ON FOR MONTHS and I patently waited and waited and waited and nothing was happening so I finally voiced my concerns! Not being able to check out my own security on my notebook WiFi at home is extremely unsettling for me!

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I will answer all your earlier questions when you asnwer my initial question. Fair is fair.

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Heh heh, "Lynix" :D

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Ok.

What was the question?

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euch... do you even know what hacking (as in the hackers repository) means? I think you got you kiddie vocabulary mixed up with the real world. Any corn for the not-so-old texrat? :)

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I have to disappoint you there: I've put this particular one on "ignore" (the first one ever on this forum AFAIAC). It had nothing to do with this thread, but suffize to say that I'm not here to be preached at by some newbie.

Oh, I take mine salted, hold the extra butter. ;)

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I have a response to euchre's wonderful photo:

Attachment 300

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Karel, as a "Lynix PRO" you are morally barred from putting newbies on your ignore list, this is a matter of deontology. Please sum up your prodigious BattleGeweled expertise into a handful of xterm command lines (with the correct parameters, mind) and put them up here for the unworthy to marvel at. And please do not chew popcorn with your mouth open.

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Your chastising overflowed onto me, fpp, and I feel duly humbled.

I will work on converting my N800 faceplate removal instructions into x-term commands, and yes, complete with parameters.

Thank you for this opportunity to experience the educational power of shame.

In the meantime, here is the command string euchre really wants:

butt -crack /sniff all

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Silly me... He wants help with Lynx (the browser) not Linux (the OS).

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d'oh!

*retracts previous juvenile crack-- er, comment*

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THE SEARCH BUTTON IN YOUR FRIEND TEXRAT! USE IT! (Trying hard to fit in and give appropriate answers like the Old Boys do)

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NOW IT'S OFFICIAL!!! Today is the day I FINALLY BECAME A SOMEBODY ON HERE! :'-)

PS: SOMEONE TELL THIS OLDTIMER TO STAY OUT OF THE "NEWBIE" FORM THEN.

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You should give me a tutorial on that! WHY SHOULD *I* HAVE TO DO YOUR WORK FOR YOU! AS A POSTING PRO YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEARCH. Sooner or later you will give me what I want, directly or in my dreams!!! Pay up now or face my ridicule! I will let my wife read your posts if you DO NOT ACT NOW (operators are standing by).

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

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Nice flip of the script. :D Three points!

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Your sarcasim is MY DREAM COME TRUE... fill in the following....

Open X-Term

Type in "dnsniff"
(see this response "listening on wlan0")

ok what next? do I load another program? Do i have to type something else in? Should I have loaded kismet first? OMG THIS IS SO SIMPLE TO EXPLAIN FOR ANYONE WHO ISN'T PROTECTING THE FACT IT TOOK THEM 1 YEAR TO LEARN THIS AND CUZ OF THIS IT IS NEVER GOING TO BE REVEALED IN 1 SINGLE POST FOR ANYONE ELSE TO LEARN IN 5 MINUTES. I KNOW IT IS COMPLICATED AND TAKES A LONG TIME TO LEARN THUS I ASK SOME HELP IN THE NEWBIE FORM... WHAT AN AZZ I AM!! KARL WAS RIGHT I NEED TO BE IGNORED!

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Why are you asking me? I'm a Lynix-- er, Linux noob!

Oops, you didn't ask me! I'm such a tool.

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I AM A NEWBIE HOW CRUEL OF U TO MOCK ME!!

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TOTALLY WENT OVER MY HEAD! I GUESS IT'S 1-1 NOW.

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Oh no, I'm giving you the win dude. I am so beat.

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euchreprof>Texrat
euchreprof<your wife
my wife>your wife.