Re: My friend just got an HTC Evo... Help me own him.
 

Hehe, seriously maybe playing PS emulator on an over clocked n900 with Sixaxis might be impressive.

Use GIMP from easy debian and create something which says your n900 owns or something.

And then boot up Android on your device after.

Re: My friend just got an HTC Evo... Help me own him.
 

Plug in your TV, fire up a gaming emulator. When he complains a Nintendo does the same, power up your audio system and fire up the FM transmitter. If he still complains, ramp up the volume until you can't hear him, keep playing. Wait for him to get upset and leave. Next time you meet, ask him for a rematch. Repeat until silenced.

Re: My friend just got an HTC Evo... Help me own him.
 

download mypaint and show him precise , preasure sensitive drawing and painting the best use of a resistive screen ever:D

Re: My friend just got an HTC Evo... Help me own him.
 

Use ctrl+shift+X, the best combination for geeks. ;)
And show him VLC!

Re: My friend just got an HTC Evo... Help me own him.
 

Open a bottle of Heineken using the kickstand and offer him the drink

Re: My friend just got an HTC Evo... Help me own him.
 

I just peed my pants

ROLF!!!