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ysss 2011-05-31 18:08

Re: Let's talk Nokia stock!
 
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Originally Posted by mbo (Post 1019542)

Steve: "I LOVE what you're doing to Nokia! Let me give you a hug"

Elop: "one sec... I'm dangling the n950 in front of tmo fanbois..."

volt 2011-05-31 18:08

Re: Let's talk Nokia stock!
 
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Originally Posted by Sopwith (Post 1019597)

Elop: "I was reading this tread on the maemo forums, and they were talking about me! Now I'm feeling so down..."
Ballmer: "Oh, my dear friend! Here, have a billion dollar hug!"

RevdKathy 2011-05-31 18:11

Re: Let's talk Nokia stock!
 
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Originally Posted by mbo (Post 1019542)

Why are you doing those strange gestures?

Shhhh - we need to distract them from the blue screen of death behind us!

Helmuth 2011-05-31 18:18

Re: Let's talk Nokia stock!
 
NOK stock holders: "Who to blame? :mad: Where is the guilty sitting?!"

Ballmer: "I don't know. :rolleyes:"
http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/5...386413095i.jpg
Elop: "... :o"

nwerneck 2011-05-31 18:31

Re: Let's talk Nokia stock!
 
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Originally Posted by mbo (Post 1019542)

Developer fan: Developer device has a keyboard for developers developers to type their programs in, right? And how will the consumers use the consumer device?
Elop: Just like this... There will be a large sapphire button to hard-reset the device every time it freezes!

vetsin 2011-05-31 18:37

Re: Let's talk Nokia stock!
 
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Originally Posted by sjgadsby (Post 1019456)
Well, not so much "kill" it as lock in it the basement and feed it only bread and water in case Nokia's competitors develop MeeGo into a winning platform with a vibrant ecosystem. Should that happen, Nokia will immediately throw open the basement door, allowing MeeGo to stumble forth, malnourished and blinking at the bright lights of the surface world, and "me too" itself into certain market domination.

hehe. this is really funny. made my day (or night)! haha

edit: oops! sorry for breaking the caption contest! peace! go ahead... continue. :)

sjgadsby 2011-05-31 18:39

Re: Let's talk Nokia stock!
 
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Originally Posted by RevdKathy (Post 1019606)
...

Oh, I see how it is, RevdKathy. The Qt guys weren't enough to keep you around, but the moment these two show up, you come rushing back.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mbo (Post 1019542)


mrsellout 2011-05-31 18:41

Re: Let's talk Nokia stock!
 
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Originally Posted by mbo (Post 1019542)

Ballmer: "So what are you going to do with MeeGo?"
Elop: "Like sjgadsby said, it's going down to the basement, we're trying to get Josef Fritzl on the case."

RevdKathy 2011-05-31 18:41

Re: Let's talk Nokia stock!
 
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Originally Posted by sjgadsby (Post 1019625)
Oh, I see how it is, RevdKathy. The Qt guys weren't enough to keep you around, but the moment these two show up, you come rushing back.

Oh I'm around. Just seldom feel I have much to contribute. But I don't miss much.

And whatever else you say about them, neither of those two is remotely Qt.

gazza_d 2011-05-31 19:00

Re: Let's talk Nokia stock!
 
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Originally Posted by mbo (Post 1019542)

Ballmer: Thanks for trashing Nokia so I can buy it cheap, now what do you want Steviebabes?

Elop: Do to me what you do to Billy Boy, you *****...

Apologies for the tone but my latest copy of Viz turned up today


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