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mzanetti 2010-04-21 07:36
Re: some PR 1.2 jokes!!
 
Why isn't PR1.2 out yet?

It will be based on GNU/Hurd...

altorn 2010-04-21 07:53
Re: some PR 1.2 jokes!!
 
what's the similarity between PR1.2 and World of Warcraft?

They separates us from the rest of the world.


Another one, which item gets us closer to the PR1.2 release?

The F5 key.

weirdbeard 2010-04-21 08:07
Re: some PR 1.2 jokes!!
 
how many of you have stopped watching porn for a moment to check this site for pr1.2 and went back to watching it?

eikido 2010-04-21 08:08
Re: some PR 1.2 jokes!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by nicola.mfb (Post 620164)
Why is PR 1.2 so late?
Becouse developers cannot reach the office without ovi maps 3 :)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

mankir 2010-04-21 08:26
Re: some PR 1.2 jokes!!
 
Nokia, Apple, Google and Microsoft are having a secret meeting about who is the most evil company.
Nokia: We pronounced a major update, but let them wait for infinite!
Apple: We already invented that earlier, now we pronounced a new Generation and lost one of our prototypes telling them it was by accident...
Google: Impressive, but wait untill we pronounce our next Operating System and tell them it will be really Open Source.
Microsoft: OK you won, i will concentrate on things i am good at. I will build more input devices and develop more usefull programs like calc for your AppStores.
Hopefully the Good Ones will use their force and Ubuntu will build an universal Open Source Hildonized Tablet Phone Media Player Gaming Machine with instant updates!

cheungs 2010-04-21 08:40
Re: some PR 1.2 jokes!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by maxximuscool (Post 620142)
PR = Pubic Rash
Public Rage

cheungs 2010-04-21 08:46
Re: some PR 1.2 jokes!!
 
PR 1.2 packs so much more features that as soon as the tester starts it up, the battery is completely drained.

Larswad 2010-04-21 08:52
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cheungs (Post 620632)
Public Rage
1. PR = Please Release

2. PR = Phoney Release

3. PR = Product Revoked

4. PR = Public Revolt
:p

cheungs 2010-04-21 08:55
Re: some PR 1.2 jokes!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by james174 (Post 620127)
A Nokia manager and two members of his staff who worked on the development of the N900, a hardware engineer and a programmer for PR1.2, are in a car. While on the way to a meeting, its brakes fail, and it nearly goes out of control almost killing them all. Fortunately, they are able to stop it without causing an accident. They all get out, look at the car, and the engineer says "I'll repair the brakes." The manager says "No, I'll organise a committee, arrange meetings, hold an inquest and, through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution." Then the programmer says "I think the best way is to drive back to just before the spot where the brakes failed, and then go along the same route to see if the fault happens again."
Another PR 1.2 programmer, driving a car with the same make and model, passes by, walks up to them, puts a sticky note on their car: "WORKSFORME", and drives away.

cashclientel 2010-04-21 09:11
Re: some PR 1.2 jokes!!
 
Pr1.2 got all the nerds annoyed, and they're like; "we wanna go 'droid!"


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