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qwerty12 2010-03-26 19:20

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Old, I know, but:
http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/u...tion-party.jpg

Laughingstok 2010-03-26 19:20

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
It'll specialize in computer geeks right? :D

festivalnut 2010-03-26 19:22

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Come on now, I am really curious. As a Windows user, I've never seen open source porn. Actually, I have some questions:

* If you watch it and pick up a few pointers, are you obligated to open your own sexual escapades as derived work?

Only the learned techniques would be obligatory i reckon, but its bad karma to withhold ur own moves! also you would be required to inform ur potential partner of the and credit the creator (hey babe this move is courtesy of crazyswedeguy195!).

* Does it come with concurrent versioning? Can you download instructions and build your own version? What language will it be in?

the language of love baby! *sorry*

* Are there nightly builds? Can we update without having to restart the act?

given that most of us are sad geeks who have enough time to discuss porn on maemo forums, "nightly builds" may be optimistic

* Is there a bug tracker? Can you open a bug ticket about camera angle, technique, etc?

omg i can catch bugs from porn!!!???

* Will there be brainstorming? Can we come up with new ideas? Are there solutions, or is a brainstorm with an embedded solution, like "put your right hand over the other leg"

that would be excellent, so long as certain peoples creativity was kerbed a little!

* Will it run on _My_Hardware_?

of course not!

ysss 2010-03-26 19:23

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Laughingstok (Post 583630)
It'll specialize in computer geeks right? :D

Before I initiate my election, I need to know if this was taken with an N900 or not..

gabby131 2010-03-26 19:23

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
im not gonna be surprised is i saw this site like:

Maemo.Org

INFO ║ DOWNLOADS ║ COMMUNITY ║ DEVELOPMENT ║ NEWS ║ TALK ║ PORN?????

LOL!!!! :D:D

Laughingstok 2010-03-26 19:26

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ysss (Post 583633)
Before I initiate my election, I need to know if this was taken with an N900 or not..

That one wasn't, was taken with an older cellphone.

But this one was:


Feel free to verify. :D

lcuk 2010-03-26 19:28

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
laughingstok,
you should tidy away that cable.
someone might trip and fall over it.

ysss 2010-03-26 19:30

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Laughingstok (Post 583640)
That one wasn't, was taken with an older cellphone.

But this one was:


Feel free to verify. :D

Aye... the graininess is testament enough :D

ps: I really like the pattern of her shirt.

NvyUs 2010-03-26 19:33

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ndi (Post 583613)
Come on now, I am really curious. As a Windows user, I've never seen open source porn. Actually, I have some questions:

* If you watch it and pick up a few pointers, are you obligated to open your own sexual escapades as derived work?

* Does it come with concurrent versioning? Can you download instructions and build your own version? What language will it be in?

* Are there nightly builds? Can we update without having to restart the act?

* Is there a bug tracker? Can you open a bug ticket about camera angle, technique, etc?

* Will there be brainstorming? Can we come up with new ideas? Are there solutions, or is a brainstorm with an embedded solution, like "put your right hand over the other leg"

* Is going to be DEB or RPM? Does it pull dependencies as needed, e.g., if a move requires a separate ability, does include libflexibility?

* Will it run on _My_Hardware_?

if you see two people in advanced stages your encouraged to join in so not to duplicate all the hard work at later date

Haus3r 2010-03-26 19:34

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ysss (Post 583645)
Aye... the graininess is testament enough :D

ps: I really like the pattern of her shirt.

/Agree, nice shirt :D:D btw, she doesnt mind being objectified by a bunch of Nokia Phone geeks? Mine would :p

b666m 2010-03-26 19:44

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Laughingstok (Post 583640)
That one wasn't, was taken with an older cellphone.

But this one was:


Feel free to verify. :D

it's clearly taken with the n900... just look at the blue haze at the top of this image xD

Laughingstok 2010-03-26 19:45

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ysss (Post 583645)
Aye... the graininess is testament enough :D

ps: I really like the pattern of her shirt.

It's called plaid. :D Never seen that before?

And no, she doesn't mind as long as anonimity remains.

b666m 2010-03-26 19:52

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Laughingstok (Post 583665)
And no, she doesn't mind as long as anonimity remains.

we want to see MORE anonymity ;D *hrhr*

ysss 2010-03-26 19:54

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
@Laughingstok: lol, i had plenty of flannel plaids back when I lived in a colder climate...

I declare this thread to be the meeting point of Special Interest Group in the area of Human Body Aesthetic Media Creation with N900.

festivalnut 2010-03-26 19:58

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ysss (Post 583673)
@Laughingstok: lol, i had plenty of flannel plaids back when I lived in a colder climate...

I declare this thread to be the meeting point of Special Interest Group in the area of Human Body Aesthetic Media Creation with N900.

i was gonna go with pervsRus, but whatever... :P

Laughingstok 2010-03-26 20:00

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by b666m (Post 583671)
we want to see MORE anonymity ;D *hrhr*

Maybe, if I decide to check out maemo.org while drinking (which probably wont happen) or other people contribute. But not until then. :o

Patola 2010-03-26 20:07

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
In a related question, will hot-babe be ported to the N900?

Netweaver 2010-03-26 20:08

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
are you sure the girl of the pic (face etc ... visible) taken end of Dec and the one from end of Jan, posted here in the link (both in your footer album link) are the same ?

It looks she had an "upgrade" as Chrismas present ... :D
Congrats to the lady anyway !

Laughingstok 2010-03-26 20:09

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Netweaver (Post 583697)
are you sure the girl of the pic (face etc ... visible) taken end of Dec and the one from end of Jan, posted here in the link (both in your footer album link) are the same ?

It looks she had an "upgrade" as Chrismas present ... :D
Congrats to the lady anyway !

Haha, yes I assure you they are the same. All natural. She is blessed. And so am I for being attached to her. :D

lcuk 2010-03-26 20:22

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Patola (Post 583694)
In a related question, will hot-babe be ported to the N900?

a hot babe widget was considered some time ago I believe

jae-v 2010-03-26 21:03

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
boobs!!!!!!!!!!

jae-v 2010-03-26 21:06

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Laughingstok (Post 583640)
That one wasn't, was taken with an older cellphone.

But this one was:


Feel free to verify. :D

let'em out they're suffocating

RafaLL92 2010-03-26 21:06

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Not a vid, but made with N900 (GIMP on debian to be exact). Just thought it would fit in this thread ;]
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d1...k/n900porn.png
Cheers,
Ralph

RevdKathy 2010-03-26 21:18

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
The last thread on this topic was suddenly nuked off the face of the board right after I suggested this should be a project for next hackfest or meet-up. I'm sure creative community members could collaborate to create some excellent footage.

A77ALiSTiC 2010-03-26 21:21

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
Anyone noticed what the thread started used as tags? lol
"all your porn, belong to us, crispy my hero, epic facepalm, portable porn, rofl!!!!!!, sigh, totally necessary, use case #6"

To those who oppose porn on this forum... stop being a stiff and shut up please. The old timers said it themselves, back in the day things were less serious and strict, so i say we go back to the forum's roots :D
Almost every forum i've signed up with since i was a kid has had either a dedicated thread or sub forum for boobies and the such, it's only natural. Anyone remembers Gotwoot's boob thread? Those were the days
Or would you rather go through a dozen more posts about the same old firmware release date speculation or the wifi bug? At least the thread starter is keeping things fresh (and hopefully so will other members here)
Also out of curiosity, and way i can get a count of the female members here who support this noble cause of ours?
Laughingstok, thank you, you lucky bastard
To everyone else, sorry for making you read all of this without pics or videos, i'd post if i had any
Hope this thread keeps going

efekt 2010-03-26 21:48

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
I say, if you got porn, share it with the comNudity :D

But seriously, I thought N900 pr0n was connecting to the internet with the N900 and discover that the yellow flashing exclamation mark at the settings bar points to a non-third-party new update - does PR stands for PoRn? :)

Reggie 2010-03-26 22:05

Re: porn vids made on your n900...
 
While a lot of you consider this thread fun, it is sexual in nature and offensive for some, which is against the rules.

This thread is now closed.


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