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Dave999 2016-05-17 17:46

Re: The Future of Jolla's Tablet
 
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Originally Posted by mscion (Post 1505658)
Yes, but what about the other half?

The other half will never be available for the tablet.

Just imagine how disappointed Jolla fans will be realize they won't be able to change back plate :D

Pichlo and Gerbick will go totally bananas when they get a bag of money instead. They will probably blame me for the whole thing ;)

gerbick 2016-05-17 18:10

Re: The Future of Jolla's Tablet
 
Got my first half refund today as well. And I got a notice via email first...

mikecomputing 2016-05-17 18:47

Re: The Future of Jolla's Tablet
 
I guess Trump will be president before I get my money back.

But then I dont need it since Trump and Putin will invade Europe and kill us all since they are both big idiots.

Copernicus 2016-05-17 19:28

Re: The Future of Jolla's Tablet
 
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Originally Posted by Dave999 (Post 1505662)
They will probably blame me for the whole thing ;)

Aha! The shocking truth behind this entire sorry endeavor has now become plain: Dave999 maneuvered behind the scenes to torpedo Jolla's Tablet project, in an effort to enhance his own status in the social media. He obviously had insider help in this, as he now openly admits that he's received a payoff from the company. (I myself have as yet received no such "refund", and therefore can only assume that all you folks who have must also have been in on the plot...)

Dave999 2016-05-17 19:32

Re: The Future of Jolla's Tablet
 
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Originally Posted by Copernicus (Post 1505667)
Aha! The shocking truth behind this entire sorry endeavor has now become plain: Dave999 maneuvered behind the scenes to torpedo Jolla's Tablet project, in an effort to enhance his own status in the social media. He obviously had insider help in this, as he now openly admits that he's received a payoff from the company. (I myself have as yet received no such "refund", and therefore can only assume that all you folks who have must also have been in on the plot...)

Ahh, welcome back cop!

You are not far from the truth but I have no permission to disclose the details about this plot. But What what I can say is...I think the Russian government is involved!

Dave vs Cop 1-0

gerbick 2016-05-17 19:48

Re: The Future of Jolla's Tablet
 
So wait... folks are getting their refunds and there's still conspiracy theories being passed around? What gives?

Copernicus 2016-05-17 20:16

Re: The Future of Jolla's Tablet
 
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Originally Posted by gerbick (Post 1505670)
So wait... folks are getting their refunds and there's still conspiracy theories being passed around?

Yes indeed! To explain this, we need to delve into the theory of conspiracy theories, to examine this phenomenon from the point of view of a true Conspiracy Theoretician. As we all know, a conspiracy is normally created when an individual or group wishes to keep certain facts or events hidden from the public. However, the public at large seems to enjoy discovering conspiracies, and will create fictional conspiracies even in the absence of true conspiracies, just to have something to discuss. This, of course, leads to the suggestion that there is in fact a conspiracy in effect to create new conspiracy theories; and, thus, we reach the theory of the Recursive Conspiracy Theory, a self-perpetuating series of theories of conspiracies to create new conspiracy theories.

In short: yeah, this can keep going on forever... :)

robthebold 2016-05-17 20:29

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Originally Posted by Copernicus (Post 1505671)
Yes indeed! To explain this, we need to delve into the theory of conspiracy theories, to examine this phenomenon from the point of view of a true Conspiracy Theoretician. As we all know, a conspiracy is normally created when an individual or group wishes to keep certain facts or events hidden from the public. However, the public at large seems to enjoy discovering conspiracies, and will create fictional conspiracies even in the absence of true conspiracies, just to have something to discuss. This, of course, leads to the suggestion that there is in fact a conspiracy in effect to create new conspiracy theories; and, thus, we reach the theory of the Recursive Conspiracy Theory, a self-perpetuating series of theories of conspiracies to create new conspiracy theories.

In short: yeah, this can keep going on forever...

Then there's the matter of the soil around major American cities, like Des Moines, for instance. Nothing grows there because the tablets have been buried there to build the landing strips.

Also, still no.refund for me yet...

pichlo 2016-05-17 20:44

Re: The Future of Jolla's Tablet
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave999 (Post 1505662)
Pichlo and Gerbick will go totally bananas when they get a bag of money instead.

I don't know about gerbick but I definitely would. I have never given Jolla any money I would expect back, partly or fully.

mscion 2016-05-17 21:08

Re: The Future of Jolla's Tablet
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Copernicus (Post 1505671)
Yes indeed! To explain this, we need to delve into the theory of conspiracy theories, to examine this phenomenon from the point of view of a true Conspiracy Theoretician. As we all know, a conspiracy is normally created when an individual or group wishes to keep certain facts or events hidden from the public. However, the public at large seems to enjoy discovering conspiracies, and will create fictional conspiracies even in the absence of true conspiracies, just to have something to discuss. This, of course, leads to the suggestion that there is in fact a conspiracy in effect to create new conspiracy theories; and, thus, we reach the theory of the Recursive Conspiracy Theory, a self-perpetuating series of theories of conspiracies to create new conspiracy theories.

In short: yeah, this can keep going on forever... :)

I dunno. Sounds suspicious to me...


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