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jo21 2011-07-08 00:51
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
i was about to cry in happiness.

danramos 2011-07-08 01:06
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Man, I should revive more long-dead threads with misleading titles more often.
I'm spreading the title's rumor if you will. ;)

gerbick 2011-07-08 01:07
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
You seriously are shooting for that "Most Hated Man" on TMO award, aren't you?

danramos 2011-07-08 01:11
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick (Post 1046792)
You seriously are shooting for that "Most Hated Man" on TMO award, aren't you?
I'm just talkin' 'bout Elop. :) Besides, how can I be the most hated while Elop is CEO? Come on, now!

scapegoat845 2011-07-08 01:39
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Startin' to like this guy.... :D

frostbyte 2011-07-08 01:49
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Oh how I fell for this trickery of yours Mr. damn-ramos!

number41 2011-07-08 01:52
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Don't you worry, now.

This is going to happen sooner or later. Guess where he'll be going, then?

patlak 2011-07-08 02:13
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Damn it, I was just about to reward myself with some pr0n :( oh well, next time :)

patlak 2011-07-08 02:18
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by number41 (Post 1046807)
Don't you worry, now.

This is going to happen sooner or later. Guess where he'll be going, then?
Junkyard???

stickymick 2011-07-08 03:09
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by number41 (Post 1046807)
Don't you worry, now.

This is going to happen sooner or later. Guess where he'll be going, then?
Apple would be his next move.

gerbick 2011-07-08 03:21
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by danramos (Post 1046795)
I'm just talkin' 'bout Elop. :) Besides, how can I be the most hated while Elop is CEO? Come on, now!
You could become the guy that actually likes Elop as CEO... see. There's always worse.

danramos 2011-07-08 03:35
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by number41 (Post 1046807)
Don't you worry, now.

This is going to happen sooner or later. Guess where he'll be going, then?
Circling the Monopoly board back to Microsoft to collect his $200?

Quote:
Originally Posted by stickymick (Post 1046831)
Apple would be his next move.
That would be tragic. If that happened, I would need MUCH more popcorn to follow those forums.

Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick (Post 1046834)
You could become the guy that actually likes Elop as CEO... see. There's always worse.
Hah! My God, man! You are right. There IS always that guy--that ONE lonely misguided trooper. :)

gerbick 2011-07-08 03:40
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
I eagerly await your thread extolling the greatness of Stephen Elop as Nokia CEO.

ste-phan 2011-07-08 03:42
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Is this the "epic Nokia ceo resignation anticipation thread"?

ysss 2011-07-08 03:43
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Wouldn't it be cool if Chuck Norris replaces Elop as Nokia's CEO?

It's like a TMO wet dream.

gerbick 2011-07-08 03:48
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ysss (Post 1046845)
Wouldn't it be cool if Chuck Norris replaces Elop as Nokia's CEO?
Only if he says GNU/Linux each and every time he talks about Linux... otherwise, the neck beards will not appreciate even Chuck Norris as CEO.

ysss 2011-07-08 03:51
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick (Post 1046848)
Only if he says GNU/Linux each and every time he talks about Linux... otherwise, the neck beards will not appreciate even Chuck Norris as CEO.
1 word.... gunphones.

danramos 2011-07-08 03:52
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick (Post 1046841)
I eagerly await your thread extolling the greatness of Stephen Elop as Nokia CEO.
Oh no no no, that honor is already taken. Far be it for me to usurp that position of... greatness. :)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ste-phan (Post 1046843)
Is this the "epic Nokia ceo resignation anticipation thread"?
No, no... in fact, you may want to go back and read the beginning of this thread. This is, in fact, the NOKIA CEO RESIGNS thread. That's right. Nokia's CEO resigned. I'm spreading the word. You should too!

Quote:
Originally Posted by ysss (Post 1046849)
1 word.... gunphones.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2554/...1d12ab907d.jpg

ste-phan 2011-07-08 04:06
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ysss (Post 1046845)
Wouldn't it be cool if Chuck Norris replaces Elop as Nokia's CEO?

It's like a TMO wet dream.
good idea, Chuck knows how to blow up a company cleaner quicker cheaper than Elop. He knows how to make Elop reccon.

He can kickstart US launch with promotion movie featuring Chuck jumping in slow motion out of the flames of the alledged WP7 NOK hidden production facility in China, saving Elops child labourers and future mobile consumers from life time enslavement all while multitasking in bullet time on his N950x Avenger used as remote detonator communicating "mission accomplished" the same split second.

jo21 2011-07-08 04:08
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
stephen elop new apple ceo?

god one can dream.

danramos 2011-07-08 04:15
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ste-phan (Post 1046855)
good idea, Chuck knows how to blow up a company cleaner quicker cheaper than Elop. He knows how to make Elop reccon.

He can kickstart US launch with promotion movie featuring Chuck jumping in slow motion out of the flames of the alledged WP7 NOK hidden production facility in China, saving Elops child labourers and future mobile consumers from life time enslavement all while multitasking in bullet time on his N950x Avenger used as remote detonator communicating "mission accomplished" the same split second.
I dunno... I think Chuck Norris might be able to save Nokia. I refer you to the following evidence:

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com...1e35a50fd7.jpg

stlpaul 2011-07-08 04:17
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Why I oughta...

ste-phan 2011-07-08 04:28
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by danramos (Post 1046859)
I dunno... I think Chuck Norris might be able to save Nokia.
Sure, once accepted the vision of saving the world by blowing half of it to pieces the board should hire Chuck not Elop.

momcilo 2011-07-08 06:02
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick (Post 1046792)
You seriously are shooting for that "Most Hated Man" on TMO award, aren't you?
Hardly, there is a certain abill_uk who holds the title.

stickymick 2011-07-08 07:43
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by stlpaul (Post 1046860)
Why I oughta...
I'm sure that was The Duke, not Chuck.

But, this whole saga reminds me of the demise of Commodore in the early 90s after Mehdi Ali took over as CEO. That is a tale of unscrupulous slaughter and how one man and his minions butchered a highly successful tech company.
Then did a runner with the cash box.

danramos 2011-07-08 08:19
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
I'm just saying...
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com...d3e8b50f77.jpg

With him... Nokia has a CHANCE! A slim chance, but a chance! ;)

chucknorris 2011-07-08 10:20
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
NOkia you will be saved.. :D

Dave999 2011-07-08 10:22
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chucknorris (Post 1046993)
NOkia you will be saved.. :D
Copy cat...:D

Rauha 2011-07-08 11:39
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ste-phan (Post 1046843)
Is this the "epic Nokia ceo resignation anticipation thread"?
http://media.share.ovi.com/m1/s/3050...b88582653b.jpg

bandora 2011-07-08 11:53
Re: Nokia CEO Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ysss (Post 1046849)
1 word.... gunphones.
Powered by RoundHouse OS.

ysss 2011-07-08 12:06
Re: Nokia CEO Olli-Pekka Kallasvuo Resigns
 
http://www.uberphones.com/photos/2008/12/gunphone.jpg

hail to your personal protective communicator

momcilo 2011-07-08 21:11
Re: Nokia CEO Olli-Pekka Kallasvuo Resigns
 
As ruthless as Keyser Söze.

http://hannahlovescomedy.files.wordp...vie-poster.jpg

bandora 2011-07-10 13:19
Re: Nokia CEO Olli-Pekka Kallasvuo Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ysss (Post 1047042)
[SNIP]

hail to your personal protective communicator
I would so buy this if it was real!

Cop: Sir you are carrying an illegal weapon with you in the airport.
Me: Nope, it's just my phone... See? Nokia CN9-01 a.k.a. Chuck Norris.

*Bang bang bang!* :D

geneven 2011-07-10 13:45
Re: Nokia CEO Olli-Pekka Kallasvuo Resigns
 
Wow, you guys are so funny, this is amazing. Too funny for this site.

danramos 2011-07-10 22:34
Re: Nokia CEO Olli-Pekka Kallasvuo Resigns
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bandora (Post 1048253)
I would so buy this if it was real!

Cop: Sir you are carrying an illegal weapon with you in the airport.
Me: Nope, it's just my phone... See? Nokia CN9-01 a.k.a. Chuck Norris.

*Bang bang bang!* :D
I wouldn't buy that garbage-unless it also functioned as a cigarette lighter. ;)


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