Can anybody REALLY help me?
 

I figured I would use this method since it seems so popular lately...
Can we possibly set up some kind of electro-feedback stimulus to people posting threads like this one?

I don't think a slight or mild shock will do...

to get people to pay attention..
We need to singe hair ...

Re: Can anybody REALLY help me?
 

To answer the question in the thread title... No, endso. NO ONE can help you. You are, quite literally, beyond help :D

Re: Can anybody REALLY help me?
 

Hahaha....
Excellent help!

Actually I think that for the newcomers...
We need a big strobing banner that says :CLICK ME!!!!"
Really!!!
We need something like this that no one can miss...
and that directs them immediately to a page with proper directions on how to post and how to search.

And failure to post properly will result in heckling ...

And as Peter just displayed in another help me thread...
I think we need a moderator to delete all the cancerous help me posts that are accruing ...

Re: Can anybody REALLY help me?
 

Well, Rhonda you caught my eye (caught my eye)
And I can give you lotsa reasons why
You gotta help me Rhonda
Help me…

Re: Can anybody REALLY help me?
 

But does 'Surfin' Safari/USA' really help endsormeans here? ;)

Or is pichlo right and there is no help at all? :D

Re: Can anybody REALLY help me?
 

Well when neildk starts being as screwball as me ...
and starts singing pre-insane world lyrics...
it is definitely a case of MDS
Maemo Derangement Syndrome...
spread via
MTI.....
Maemo Transmitted Infections..

It appears it is claiming us all..

Or perhaps the DMS ...Deep Maemo State... compromised him..

Hmmm...
where is Dave?
He is better at ascertaining exactly what constipating conspiring conspiracy is cunningly and ....
no I can't keep stringing all these sillies together...

DAVE!!!!
DAAAAVVVEEEEE!!!

Re: Can anybody REALLY help me?
 

This thread... wow. Endsormeans, your madness is catching!

Re: Can anybody REALLY help me?
 

I KNOW gerbick!

REALLY Help Me!!!!

Oh.....
you're here now gerbick...
my god...
I am so sorry for what's about to happen to you..

Re: Can anybody REALLY help me?
 

Its a medical condition, I should probably write my doctor "please help me" ��

Re: Can anybody REALLY help me?
 

hahahahahahahaaaaa