Will sell mother for n950!!
 

As the thread suggests I am unimaginably desperate for an n950 and will pay through the nose. I'm UK based. Email is slvrarrow@gmail.com
Thanks all.

Re: Will sell mother for n950!!
 

Good Luck..

Re: Will sell mother for n950!!
 

Hmm... we're gonna need more details about your mother before we can decide. For instance, what are her stats?
Cooking Skills _______
Embarassing you in front of friends _______
Lullaby singing skills _______
etc

Re: Will sell mother for n950!!
 

Noodz of Mom for deciding whether she's worth an N950...

Re: Will sell mother for n950!!
 

i think people would be more interested if you had a 18+yo sister for the trade :p

Re: Will sell mother for n950!!
 

MILF status? :D

Seriously though, we all want an N950. Elop needs to burn in the fiery depths of hell for keeping such awesomeness from us.

slaapliedje

Re: Will sell mother for n950!!
 

is there a sex tape?!?!?!?! :p

Re: Will sell mother for n950!!
 

But he didn't say whose mother he'd sell. Yours? Mine? Elop's?

Re: Will sell mother for n950!!
 

i doubt nobody would want to buy Elop's mom, pretty bad genes there LOL

Re: Will sell mother for n950!!
 

how many kids? _______

diameter of hole? _______

her "handy" skills? _______

can she "play" "battlefield" "3" ? _______

how many times can she score
in battle field 3? _______