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Texrat 2008-05-07 19:39

Marijuana flavored candy banned...
 
...see if you can spot the irony!

Quote:

ATLANTA -- Georgia retailers soon will be banned from selling candy flavored to taste like marijuana to children.

Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue signed a measure into law Wednesday that bans the sale of "marijuana flavored products" to minors -- anyone under 18 -- and calls for a fine of up to $500 for each offense.

The measure takes effect July 1st.

It targets businesses that sell the candies with drug-inspired names such as "Kronic Kandy" and "Pot Suckers."

The law says the candies promote drug use.

Senator Doug Stoner pushed the bill in the senate. "I don't think that folks are aware this is going on," Stoner told Channel 2 in April. "It's mainly, from what I can tell, particularly targeted to minority communities."
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/16186311/detail.html

I literally almost choked. :D

josiahg777 2008-05-07 19:42

Re: Marijuana flavored candy banned...
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

OMG!

Okay so it took me two readings to get it but LOL!

I'm amazed the senate managed to vote without breaking out laughing

Texrat 2008-05-07 19:50

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No kidding!

Just goes to show you that God/Karma/Fate has a sense of humor. ;)

josiahg777 2008-05-07 19:53

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Hahahah! I learned that God has a sensahumor a looong time ago :P

But still, that's wicked funny.

Actually though, It's kinda scary. I did a quick google search and there's like 5 different companies making pot-flavored candy and selling it to kids :/

OSEmuTech 2008-05-07 20:30

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I've heard of this, having had a job at a gas station last year and kids asking me if we carried it.

BTW: Has anyone here attempted to drink bong water before (many years ago, uh, in college)? Why would candy tasting like pot sell at all?

Uh, wth?!

"State Representative Judy Manning said she was shocked to receive death threats over the bill to ban the candy. 'Some people think their rights are their rights,' she said."

Pot suckers!

Texrat 2008-05-07 20:38

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Yeah, I liked Manning's idiotic quote... almost as funny as the other senator's name. ;)

Benson 2008-05-07 20:43

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Yeah, although a lot sadder/more infuriating/whatever combination... :D:mad::(:mad::(:D

Karel Jansens 2008-05-07 20:44

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Senator "Stoner" pushed a bill against naming stuff with drug-like names??

I think you need to explain this in more detail for the less English-savvy forum participants. Not everybody is on track with current, let alone historical American slang.

I do admit I'm a bit baffled by that Manning woman's remark: "Some people think their rights are their rights". Well... yeah, what else? I wonder what she had been smoking/snorting/shooting when she let that doozie rip.

Yes, I know she'd received death threats, but come on: Email death threats? Ooohhh, I'm so scared! I have a CD full of those that I keep for entertainment on slow tv nights.

Benson 2008-05-07 20:48

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Well, here's a couple reliable references...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoned
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stoned

pipeline 2008-05-07 22:07

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Im glad i grew up in a time where everyone could freely enjoy marijuana flavored candy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OSEmuTech (Post 178942)
BTW: Has anyone here attempted to drink bong water before (many years ago, uh, in college)?

LOL sure i think we all have enjoyed a good drink of bong water every now and then to take the edge off. I suppose they will outlaw that next?!

Texrat 2008-05-07 23:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Karel Jansens (Post 178953)
Senator "Stoner" pushed a bill against naming stuff with drug-like names??

I think you need to explain this in more detail for the less English-savvy forum participants. Not everybody is on track with current, let alone historical American slang.

Explaining a joke dilutes its value.

It's a given that a joke on the internet isn't going to be immediately grasped by every reader. I am absolutely NOT going to break one down for every culture on the planet, Karel, sorry.

*sigh*

It is definitely No Fun Wednesday. : /

OSEmuTech 2008-05-07 23:51

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Cheer up! Here ... have some yummy bong water (and a big bag of Doritoes). :p

Texrat 2008-05-08 02:21

Re: Marijuana flavored candy banned...
 
make that TWO bags and you have a deal.

GeneralAntilles 2008-05-08 02:41

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Texrat (Post 179017)
It is definitely No Fun Wednesday. : /

I'd give you one of the burgers I cooked up, but I ate them all. Sorry. :p

Hey, we should try out a new slogan:
Internet Tablet Talk, where the fun lasts for about 30 seconds and then the stinkers arrive!

Texrat 2008-05-08 02:42

Re: Marijuana flavored candy banned...
 
I am beginning to think the yucks are all in my head.

Hmm. I probably just opened myself up to armchair internet psychoanalysis... :o :D

geneven 2008-05-08 03:01

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I don't think it tastes all that good.

Jobester 2008-05-08 17:43

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And now you can't sell flavoured bong water? :(

PinCushionQueen 2008-05-08 18:25

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LOL!! Mr. Stoner wants to ban Potsicles? Maybe he's over-compensating for something? :P

Ok - No lie - I was delivered by a Dr. Slaughter (it's on my birth certificate). What was my mother thinking? Would you want a man named Slaughter to deliver your baby?

krisse 2008-05-09 19:33

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Don't know the current law, but for many years in the UK you were allowed to sell marijuana seeds as it was just the leaves that were illegal.

During that time, there was a special BBC news report where they found this mail order company selling marijuana seeds in a package with sun lamps, soil etc etc, pretty much everything you needed to grow your own weed. The head of the company insisted throughout an interview that the seeds were being sold as fishbait, with the gardening equipment just an unrelated bonus item.

penguinbait 2008-05-09 19:52

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If only we could get some Dank air freshener.


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