some PR 1.2 jokes!!
 

whats the difference between pr 1.2 and an exterminator ? the exterminator shows up on time to fix your bug problems

how many PR 1.2 updates does it take to screw in a lightbulb? we dont know yet !

why didn't PR 1.1 marry PR 1.2? because pr 1.2 never showed up to the wedding!

PR 1.2 walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, we dont serve your kind here, you always pay the tab months after you say you will!"

whats the difference between your girlfriends/wife's period and PR 1.2? if the period doesnt show up you can garantee it will arrive in exactly 9 months.

PR 1.2 and Meego 1.0 were chatting it up at the repository.
PR 1.2 : so when you getting released?
Meego: i dont know, some time after you i guess.
PR 1.2: I'm getting released???

PR 1.2 called and said he was showing up for my birthday next week, but my birthday was in february..

any one got anymore??
ps. thank to Nokia for working on it. have a sense of humor !!

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Why does a blonde PR1.2 keeps staring at a carton full of orange juice???

Because it says 'concentrate' (juice) on it.

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ROFL @roger_27 MORE!! MORE!! MORE!!

+1

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Whats the difference between the Day of Judgment and Day of PR 1.2 release?

There is no difference, both are fictitious.

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Not a PR 1.2 joke:

A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping:
- Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6.
- O.K., hun. Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted:
- Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread?
- They had eggs

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PR 1.2 sees a unicorn and gasps! "Oh my god it exists!" and the unicorn says "I feel the same about way about you!"

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Chuck Norris has PR 1.2 on his N900, twice.

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...in soviet russia, PR 1.2 releases YOU!... :P

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Not really a joke lol... Lyrics from a song... FT. PR 1.2
"I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2 is on my list of the best things in life
Because pr 1.2, your kiss is on my list
Because pr 1.2, your kiss I can't resist
Because pr 1.2 it's what I miss when I turn out the lights
I go crazy wondering what there is to really see" :)

These lyrics have been in my head the past week! :mad:

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...now that's sad... thanks for making me feel better about myself! :D (just kiddin' ;) )

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What is the difference between PR1.1 and PR 1.2?

the millennium

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Actually, what is the meaning of PR acronym?

Permanently Reviewed?

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juliet from her N900: O PR1.2, PR1.2, wherefore "the hell" art thou PR1.2 ??
PR1.2 (automated message): You have reached PR1.2's voicemail. Please leave a message,
:)

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They tried to make me go to download but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been late but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to download but I won't go go go

I'd rather be at home with bugs
I ain't got seventy days
Cause there's nothing
There's nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mr Harmattan

I didn't get a lot in class
But I know it don't come in a shot glass

They tried to make me go to download but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been late but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to download but I won't go go go

The man said 'why do you think you here'
I said 'I got no idea
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my bugs
so I always keep a compile day'
He said 'I just think your compressed,
Zip me here baby and go rest'

They tried to make me go to download but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been late but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to download but I won't go go go

I don't ever wanna wait again
I just ooh I just need a day
I'm not gonna spend ten weeks
have everyone think I'm on the mend

It's not just my pride
It's just 'til these bugs have fried

They tried to make me go to download but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been late but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to download but I Meego go go

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Son: What will happened to the world when the PR1.2 isn't going to be released?

Father: Son, there will be no one to get rid of us like they did to your mother.
Son: Why is that father?
Father: Ummm.. because we are the bugs in Maemo5, son.


lol not so funny after all.

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Why is PR1.2 not yet released?
Testers are waiting to ensure compatibility with Duke Nukem Forever!

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An honest politician, PR1.2 and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a £20 note. Which one picked it up??

Santa!

The other two don't exist

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Public Release.
It is a synonym for RTM (Release to Market) and GA (General Availability).

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Where are the PR 1.2 jokes? I haven't seen anything funny yet

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Relax, it was a joke (I think).

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What ? Go reread the "chuck noris" one :)

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....
Whoosh

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How many official Nokia N900 PR1.2 updates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. They wait for the community to do it.

Edit: Yeah, not sure if this is a joke though. :confused:

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Not fun. Really.

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Lol... Most of them seemed very funny too me, even though i am not waiting PR 1.2 that much... Keep the jokes coming!!! :D

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Starcraft 2 and pr 1.2 will be releaese at the same time. Even though I'm not sure that starcraft 2 will be possible to play on n900. But nokia have not confirmed or denied yet, so it's still possible:D

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version 2:

PR 1.2 and Meego 1.0 were chatting it up at the repository.
PR 1.2 : so when you getting released?
Meego: i dont know, but for sure *before* you! :D

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F**K ME!!!!

I'm never playing hide and seek with nokia again if it takes them this long to get to 2 let alone the ready or not part!!!!

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I'm taking back my maemo.org jumper tommorrow and demanding my money back!

A thread was pulled around the PR1.2 and its not stopped going...

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canny funny this thread like!

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how many pr1.2's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none, thats a hardware issue!

pr1.2 is like jesus. you have to have faith beyond proof that it exists, only then can it enter your life and make you ready for enlightenment.

hitler and osama arguing over who caused most suffering and anguish, in walks pr 1.2 and they both shut up

chuck norris doesn't need pr 1.2, he opens xterm, types [WORK] and has portrait mode, mms, ussd, hd recording and playback, and psx4all plays ps3 games. and all that without even using sudo!

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here's a good one:
Albert Einstein said: Two things are infinite: the universe and the time till release of pr 1.2; and i'm not sure about the universe.

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I think the best joke has to be on all those who check and post in the PR1.2 speculation 10 times a day!

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A Nokia manager and two members of his staff who worked on the development of the N900, a hardware engineer and a programmer for PR1.2, are in a car. While on the way to a meeting, its brakes fail, and it nearly goes out of control almost killing them all. Fortunately, they are able to stop it without causing an accident. They all get out, look at the car, and the engineer says "I'll repair the brakes." The manager says "No, I'll organise a committee, arrange meetings, hold an inquest and, through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution." Then the programmer says "I think the best way is to drive back to just before the spot where the brakes failed, and then go along the same route to see if the fault happens again."

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That wrong:

PR stands for "Perhaps we Release (perhaps not)"
RTM stands for "Recover The Money" (or "Read The <bad word of choice> Manual")

and last

GA stands for "General Antilles".

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Ah! April Fools!
Starcraft II is about to be released (well it's in Beta now)!!!!

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PR = Pubic Rash

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Why is PR 1.2 so late?
Becouse developers cannot reach the office without ovi maps 3 :)

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Next update will be twice as powerfull, need 10.000 times more space and only the five richest kings in Europe will get it! (Prof. Frink)