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noobmonkey 2010-04-21 11:40

[Announce] Pull My Finger - Fart App
 
Oh come on.... it's been coming for a while! - the app that is ;)
Just thought i'd put it down on the forums :)

Will start it properly once i've finished tinkering with Healthcheck - but got the basic idea working....

5 fingers are shown on the screen (imagine horizontal or Vertical - so auto-rotate)
You pull a finger
It makes a fart noise.....

Possible functions:
  • Different fingers have different pitches?
  • Insert your own sounds maybe?
  • Change the hand image (ie gorillas hand.... Very cadbury'esque)

Looking for a bit of fun and entertainment, so give me your suggestions please! :D
This is going to be another learning curve for me! - So i'll see what i can do! :D :D
(Pulling the little finger could cause such a fart that flashes the camera leds, device led's, vibrates and generally makes the device go nuts?

How about pulling a different finger opens up a different app? (Desktop widget version!!!? - talk about animated backgrounds!)

:D

<------ Insert Spam on Toast below! ----->

festivalnut 2010-04-21 11:44

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:D sounds fantastic. n900 needs more cool and funny little apps like this. i'll look forward to it!

Flandry 2010-04-21 11:44

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You really want to be the first dog to sully this pristine lawn?

F2thaK 2010-04-21 11:46

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i say keep ur efforts on healthcheck :) or a new app? funny idea, but its not n900 style IMHO, more apple :P

festivalnut 2010-04-21 11:46

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Flandry (Post 620878)
You really want to be the first dog to sully this pristine lawn?

what? you saying maemo's too l33t for fart jokes?

you wouldn't have to pull my finger, but you know you will!

Dousan 2010-04-21 11:48

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Hahaha sounds good noobmonkey would be cool with a fun app :D

noobmonkey 2010-04-21 11:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Flandry (Post 620878)
You really want to be the first dog to sully this pristine lawn?

Quote:

Originally Posted by F2thak
i say keep ur efforts on healthcheck or a new app? funny idea, but its not n900 style IMHO, more apple :P

to you two sir's i say........ PULL MY FINGER!
:D :D - hehe ... lets not ask why, but ponder what can it do for me ;)
I realise this may not be the app for all - but we can at least have a little fun with it :D

Dousan 2010-04-21 11:55

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I'm on for testing :D You might call me childish and then again i have a 4 year old that would just love this app to paly with and at that age farts are fun. Well still is... ;)

mr_bridger 2010-04-21 11:58

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Paaaaarrrrp

:)

Switch_ 2010-04-21 12:00

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Yeh, although the N900 is a niche market there's always room for taking the <ahem> a bit - more fun apps! If you can load games onto it, why not load other bloatware that makes people laugh! You can't say it's short of storage really!

aldevil 2010-04-21 12:00

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i personally like the idea... Go with it!! we will be waiting ...
....how about we do a race and see will you finish developing the app b4 PR 1.2 is released?

noobmonkey 2010-04-21 12:02

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Quote:

Originally Posted by aldevil (Post 620904)
i personally like the idea... Go with it!! we will be waiting ...
....how about we do a race and see will you finish developing the app b4 PR 1.2 is released?

Aaaaah no, it will be my first 1.2 app - using the new QT stuff :D - so expect it in 2/3 weeks after 1.2 :D - hopefully this year then!

jakiman 2010-04-21 12:07

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lol. Finally a proper fart app for the N900 in the works. =)

mikec 2010-04-21 12:32

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@noobmonkey

can we have a fart -ometer that actually measures the sound pressure of real farts , and shows the number of fingers , ie fart app in reverse.:D

s15mos 2010-04-21 12:39

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mikec (Post 620939)
@noobmonkey

can we have a fart -ometer that actually measures the sound pressure of real farts , and shows the number of fingers , ie fart app in reverse.:D

Ahahahaha thats gold... but serious finally a fart app... maybe u could make use of stereo output and have the fart swap channels for a 3d effect or go from a loud one from left to a squeak on the right channel lol

festivalnut 2010-04-21 12:46

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a timer and/or remote trigger (bluetooth?) = worlds most expensive whoopee cushion!

johnel 2010-04-21 12:47

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I'm bitterly disappointed in you noobmonkey.
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Who am I trying to kid?

Go for it noobmonkey ;)

GameboyRMH 2010-04-21 12:50

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I think it would be cool just to stick it to the iPhone guys :D

"iDon't fart. Maemo does" :D

johnel 2010-04-21 12:53

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Actually it might be more profitable to write an "I am rich" app.

Mind you by the time Nokia gets OVI store sorted it will be "I am broke".

mikec 2010-04-21 12:54

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Just to get serious and technical will you be using the new QGraphartsview class.

doksng 2010-04-21 12:54

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Nice one noobmonkey, MeFarts, seems PR 1.2 is delaying quite a lot of apps

plaban 2010-04-21 12:54

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iFart like app??

shazosbourne 2010-04-21 13:09

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mikec (Post 620967)
Just to get serious and technical will you be using the new QGraphartsview class.

LoL... Hilarious.
I saw what you did there.

QGra-FARTs-view. :D

noobmonkey 2010-04-21 13:14

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mikec
@noobmonkey

can we have a fart -ometer that actually measures the sound pressure of real farts , and shows the number of fingers , ie fart app in reverse.

Oooo - that could be interesting - will add to the possibles!

Quote:

Originally Posted by s15mos
Ahahahaha thats gold... but serious finally a fart app... maybe u could make use of stereo output and have the fart swap channels for a 3d effect or go from a loud one from left to a squeak on the right channel lol
Reply With Quote

Yup - will add to the possibles! - very imaginative!

Quote:

Originally Posted by festivalnut
a timer and/or remote trigger (bluetooth?) = worlds most expensive whoopee cushion!

Maybe one step further and allow other N900's to control yours once paired via BT?!

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikec
Just to get serious and technical will you be using the new QGraphartsview class.

lol!!! ;)

any suggestions on best thing/widget to hold the image and can be manipulated? - thinking of dragging and pivoting from a point....

Any suggestions on the sound? - was thinking gstreamer again - seems to work. Not so sure on how to control it as it is playing, ie, if you drag the finger, it gets louder, pull up or down for pitch? ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by doksng
Nice one noobmonkey, MeFarts, seems PR 1.2 is delaying quite a lot of apps

hehe it's not really delaying it - got enough with healthcheck on the go - but its just another way for me to learn, and why not use the new stuff :D - could really start sooner and set up the SDK - but as above, healthcheck takes priority at the moment!

Quote:

Originally Posted by plaban
iFart like app??

Wouldn't have a clue!!!
Never held an iphone so no idea what apps it has!

andrewfblack 2010-04-21 13:27

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I knew it was coming and now I'm happy it will be. Beleive it or not it is the small apps like this that will drive more people into creating applications for the N900.

johnel 2010-04-21 13:42

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There we go.

A mobile platform is not considered mainstream or successful until some kind of fart application is publically available.

It seems we are within spitting distance (my arse was this morning after last nights pakora) of achieving this.

What you can do for future release (or is that squeeze and release?) is allow users to send farts to each other then rate and classify (e.g. trumpet, watery,) them?

EDIT:
On a serious note maybe document what you did for beginners and newcomers to maemo & meego?

noobmonkey 2010-04-21 13:57

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Quote:

Originally Posted by johnel (Post 621030)
There we go.

A mobile platform is not considered mainstream or successful until some kind of fart application is publically available.

It seems we are within spitting distance (my arse was this morning after last nights pakora) of achieving this.

What you can do for future release (or is that squeeze and release?) is allow users to send farts to each other then rate and classify (e.g. trumpet, watery,) them?

EDIT:
On a serious note maybe document what you did for beginners and newcomers to maemo & meego?

That is a very very VERY good idea.... Finally found a use for my blog - wohoooooooo (Will of course copy in here and wiki)

I have one more request for everyone, i will borrow frals great naming conventions and expect you all to come up with good ones.

V0.1 - The First Squelch - will be literally released to devel in May!

twaelti 2010-04-21 14:21

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Just install the C64 emulator and add this:
http://noname.c64.org/csdb/release/?id=23397

Oh how I miss the good old times. I even remember using this "app" back then.

festivalnut 2010-04-21 14:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by noobmonkey (Post 621045)
That is a very very VERY good idea.... Finally found a use for my blog - wohoooooooo (Will of course copy in here and wiki)

I have one more request for everyone, i will borrow frals great naming conventions and expect you all to come up with good ones.

V0.1 - The First Squelch - will be literally released to devel in May!

v 0.2 - the follow-through

v 1.2 - the wait for it, wait for it.... here it comes....

stobbsc 2010-04-21 14:52

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Yeah it would be great to have a motion sension using the front cam or back cam. I've seen this done on symbian. So if your phone is on the table and someone walks by it farts he he he

mikec 2010-05-08 15:10

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hows this going:D

noobmonkey 2010-05-09 14:15

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it works hehe, just got a few other things on the go at the moment :)

did a quick test version, but not quite ready for public consumption so to speak! hehe

ivnvir 2010-05-09 14:34

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ahuahu that's great!

lcuk 2010-05-09 14:39

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Quote:

Originally Posted by noobmonkey (Post 650489)
it works hehe, just got a few other things on the go at the moment :)

did a quick test version, but not quite ready for public consumption so to speak! hehe


stinking out your tent i bet!

Bingley Joe 2010-05-09 14:57

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Quote:

Originally Posted by noobmonkey (Post 620999)
hehe it's not really delaying it - got enough with healthcheck on the go - but its just another way for me to learn, and why not use the new stuff :D

I love that on your resumé you're going to have one app called Healthcheck, and another called MeFarts :D


Anyway, how about a fart-sequencer?

That way you could set up a sequence of farts of various tones and timbres along a time-line, and then have them play back (possibly after a timer has run out, or via BlueTooth trigger)

leetut 2010-05-09 14:57

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great work noobmonkey!
looking forward to it, theres an app for iphone id love called 'talking carl'
the little monster 'carl' repeats what you say at a higher pitch,
its silly but very amusing!

noobmonkey 2010-05-09 14:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lcuk (Post 650515)
stinking out your tent i bet!


hmmmmmm scratch and sniff n900..... that could be a dangerous mod hehe :)
will get a working version of pull my finger up soon!

now back to the land of no signal i go!

mannakiosk 2010-05-09 15:06

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So, what could this fart app provide that the iPhone one couldn't?

Three things come to mind: Stylus support , less restrictive (I guess?) "app store" and multitasking.

The stylus way to beat the iPhone would be to somehow have more precision in the farting. (I'm not sure I know what that means and I'm not saying the things that spring to mind are of any value.)

The appstore guardianship according to Mr Jobs's morals could be used to beat the iPhone with some graphic graphics to accompany the farting. (Not sure I'd really want that though.)

Multitasking...?

In what other ways that might have relevance to a fart app does the N900 beat the iPhone?

eitama 2010-05-09 15:20

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Quote:

Originally Posted by noobmonkey (Post 650530)
hmmmmmm scratch and sniff n900..... that could be a dangerous mod hehe :)
will get a working version of pull my finger up soon!

now back to the land of no signal i go!

Just a question, You developing this with the new "Qt Mobility Beta" framework? so it's supposed to run on PR1.2? how did you test it? did you use the simulator? did you use madde? did qtcreator ever crash for you?

Disclaimer :
Newlines dots commas and other useful characters were left out to expose enthusiasm.

Edit : Made it even messier.

*Sonic* 2010-05-09 16:55

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I really hope you havent just downloaded some 'fart' sounds as im sure you will be infringing some copyright law

You really should provide your 'own farts' to make this app truly your own :D


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