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Chrome 2010-05-27 15:52

Speculations about <whichever> update [Closed]
 
Isn't ovi store update scheduled for today?

John McClane 2010-05-27 15:54

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Ok then, Where's Chuck??

Chrome 2010-05-27 15:56

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
John McClane is now officially known as Chuck Norris!

Let the speculations begin!

mymo900 2010-05-27 15:58

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Lame attempt @ DAVE999's epic thread

John McClane 2010-05-27 15:58

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Thanks. but I think Chuck is another League. Mine's get shot, Kill and the rest is history :D

CarstenDutch 2010-05-27 15:59

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4RffhAER74...rris+jesus.bmp

Chrome 2010-05-27 16:00

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mymo900 (Post 683192)
Lame attempt @ DAVE999's epic thread

I miss that thread :eek: it was my new daily habit :D

williamparrales 2010-05-27 16:00

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mymo900 (Post 683192)
Lame attempt @ DAVE999's epic thread

oh god not another one of these senseless bull$h1t threads :mad:

BN900 2010-05-27 16:03

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Look, I think we should keep Dave's thread. I think it is a sweet homage to the whole PR 1.2 situation :)

But we do need to start a new thread for senseless stuff. I am all in for that.

stefan-78 2010-05-27 16:04

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
yahoo lets go!
let the wild ******** speculations beginn!!!!!!!!

Chrome 2010-05-27 16:04

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Maybe.. in 3-4 weeks, maybe its a fictional update?? it will be on 12.21.2012, may be next week, maybe today? maybe tomorrow?

maybe not....

worst thread ever

John McClane 2010-05-27 16:04

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Here we go again.. :p
Let's bring back the artillery :cool:

maemo900 2010-05-27 16:06

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chrome 2010-05-27 16:08

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/...norris-476.png

John McClane 2010-05-27 16:08

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
37 viewers and counting.. We're going Live :p

maemo900 2010-05-27 16:09

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
http://kate9alukard.files.wordpress....0/pwneddp3.jpg

BN900 2010-05-27 16:10

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Okay, we need to add Dave999's name to the title for the first week to get the ball rolling

Make it something like

Dave999's new, improved and even more legendary epic infinite speculation thread - Starring Chuck Norris, Sassie Cassie - Screenplay: Chrome, Executive Production: Laughingstock, Editing: Texrat, and Directed by: Chrome and John Mcclane.

You could add my name somewhere, I wouldn't mind :D

maemo900 2010-05-27 16:10

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
http://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/chuck-norris-album9.jpg

John McClane 2010-05-27 16:11

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Hit the thanks button while you can....

Dave999 2010-05-27 16:11

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
This thread will not be chuck norris approved!

regards
Chuck

maemo900 2010-05-27 16:11

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ULDSI5s6PU...k_norris-1.jpg

AndrewG 2010-05-27 16:12

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mymo900 (Post 683192)
lame attempt @ dave999's epic thread

. .

Chrome 2010-05-27 16:14

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
@AndrewG:

No, It's Dave999's new, improved and even more legendary epic infinite speculation thread (this time about ovi store update) - Starring Chuck Norris, Sassie Cassie - Screenplay: Chrome, Executive Production: Laughingstock, Editing: Texrat, and Directed by: Chrome and John Mcclane.

John McClane 2010-05-27 16:14

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chrome (Post 683252)
@AndrewG:

No, It's Dave999's new, improved and even more legendary epic infinite speculation thread (this time about ovi store update) - Starring Chuck Norris, Sassie Cassie - Screenplay: Chrome, Executive Production: Laughingstock, Editing: Texrat, and Directed by: Chrome and John Mcclane.

Make it Happen :D

deter3 2010-05-27 16:14

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
i never know nokia enventually develop this unexplianed delay as a marketing strategy --- The more delay they offer, the more angry u're , the more N900 will be sold . First is N900 delayed , then PR 1.2 and then OVi store .

Just like meeting with a friend who always be late for one or two hours , we all eventually pull one or two hours in before the real meeting time -- which is the ' special time ' for her .

Sounds like we will have a ' Nokia Time table ' finally .

HellFlyer 2010-05-27 16:15

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chrome (Post 683252)
@AndrewG:

No, It's Dave999's new, improved and even more legendary epic infinite speculation thread (this time about ovi store update) - Starring Chuck Norris, Sassie Cassie - Screenplay: Chrome, Executive Production: Laughingstock, Editing: Texrat, and Directed by: Chrome and John Mcclane.

Non only this thread is useless but also its going straight to off-topic section;)

Chrome 2010-05-27 16:16

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Are we there yet?????????

boxkillor 2010-05-27 16:17

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
YEAH WTF!!!, was waiting for such a thread :DD wooohooo letta party begin !! ^_^

John McClane 2010-05-27 16:19

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Hmmm. Are we bringing too that Nonsense that doesn't make any sense?? :cool:

Chrome 2010-05-27 16:19

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
I Was Just Wondering

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If a person is a vegetarian, does he eat animal crackers?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pans?

If your car is traveling at the speed of light and you turned on your headlights, would they work?

Why does one have a pair of panties but only one bra?

Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats, instead of parachutes?

John McClane 2010-05-27 16:20

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chrome (Post 683271)
I Was Just Wondering

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If a person is a vegetarian, does he eat animal crackers?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pans?

If your car is traveling at the speed of light and you turned on your headlights, would they work?

Why does one have a pair of panties but only one bra?

Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats, instead of parachutes?

Hey... that was my line!!!!!!! :eek:

John McClane 2010-05-27 16:22

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Viewers discretion is advice.:D
Not suitable for young ones...

Chrome 2010-05-27 16:23

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Oh was it XD...

How more do we have to wait for that epic rollercoaster game!!

John McClane 2010-05-27 16:24

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Zen Bound.. too :)

ZogG 2010-05-27 16:26

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
The New Ovi Store is ... [wait for it] ... the Old Ovi Store. \o/ TADA

boxkillor 2010-05-27 16:26

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chrome (Post 683229)

Ouch xD

i guess ovi will take as long as Pr.1.2 as it got anounced ^^

samuch 2010-05-27 16:28

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Nokia Ovi Developer at 6AM on 5-27-10: "hmmmm....5 more minutes 'till I have to wakeup. Wait, what's today?"

*grabs N900 and looks at calendar*

"Ohhhhhhhhh, crap! Quick, I gotta get a microphone and make some clink clink clink sounds and upload it as a rollercoaster game! $20 sounds fair."

...All in good fun of course ;)

ysss 2010-05-27 16:29

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Chrome 2010-05-27 16:30

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Waiting for official approval before releasing Ovi store update.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1xR6n4BhQ3...uck+Norris.jpg

John McClane 2010-05-27 16:32

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 
Nice.. Back in bussiness :)
Now the thread Name.. :D


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