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tele 2011-01-09 14:58

Steve jobs jealous or what?
 
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The next iPhone update includes several autocorrection fixes. For instance, typing "Android" will autocorrect to "hemorrhoid."
http://twitter.com/#!/ceoSteveJobs

Auto correct on iphone is a fail LOL

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/

Page 2 is probably the funniest :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

gabby131 2011-01-09 15:01

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Originally Posted by tele (Post 915876)
http://twitter.com/#!/ceoSteveJobs

Auto correct on iphone is a fail LOL

i remember tehkseven typing "noobs" turned out "b00bs" using the iPhone's autocorrect. :)

kingxxx70 2011-01-12 22:53

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ahahahahahha

JamesBond@ge 2011-01-12 23:10

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iPhone inferiority complex.

Wikiwide 2011-01-12 23:20

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Quick reply...
The fact that Android is name of competing operating system shouldn't make Steve Jobs forget that android is also noun meaning a human-like robot. Excluding it from dictionary like this is mean. He is sending a clear message: "If you want to develop androids, use phone with Android/Linux Operating System. iOS is too ignorant to auto-complete this word."

Captwheeto 2011-01-13 09:56

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Before anyone takes this seriously, this is one of many fake accounts (the biggest however).

It's not really Steve Jobs alas

danramos 2011-01-13 10:42

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http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/reminder.jpg

That about sums it up. :)

ysss 2011-01-13 10:49

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Why did they blur out the last name? Did it misspell Swayze too?

danramos 2011-01-13 10:58

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Originally Posted by ysss (Post 919400)
Why did they blur out the last name? Did it misspell Swayze too?

SHhhh! You weren't supposed to tell! ;)

fahadj2003 2011-01-13 11:20

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http://twitter.com/ceoSteveJobs
is this an official page?
"Just sued the City of New York for trademark infringement and unauthorized use of the term "The Big Apple.""

jstokes 2011-01-13 11:27

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Originally Posted by fahadj2003 (Post 919416)
is this an official page?

"Bio: More than meets the i. As you should expect from a parody account."

fahadj2003 2011-01-13 11:29

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"Eating an orange at Apple. Well this is awkward."
atleast he didnt eat blackberry right? :P

Kangal 2011-01-14 03:57

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That's not an official account, but man does the owner make it look legit while making it geek-ilarious!

http://fyouautocorrect.com/

@danramos ... what did he want to type instead of penis? (my head is stuck on that word and you have the answer to get it out -- think of sexy thoughts, think of sexy thought)

gerbick 2011-01-14 04:02

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Thesis perhaps?

ysss 2011-01-14 05:00

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"Remind me to find a pencil for english tomorrow"

danramos 2011-01-21 11:12

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Originally Posted by Kangal (Post 919984)
That's not an official account, but man does the owner make it look legit while making it geek-ilarious!

http://fyouautocorrect.com/

@danramos ... what did he want to type instead of penis? (my head is stuck on that word and you have the answer to get it out -- think of sexy thoughts, think of sexy thought)

heh... your head is stuck on what?

Kangal 2011-01-21 11:46

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Originally Posted by danramos (Post 925281)
heh... your head is stuck on what?

the word "pencil"

try-alls 2011-01-21 13:09

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i really don't get steve knobs, he publically slags of major tech companies like adobe etc sayin how their codin is crap etc surely he's gonna end up shootin himself in the foot an lose support from the companies he has slandered, also his suposed dislike of linux is a bit backwards as mac is *nix based just a very backwards one (i heard most stuff is installed to var not usr like every other distro)
but at the end o the day he's a pleb an deserves every bit o abuse ya can throw at him

James_Littler 2011-01-21 13:17

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Originally Posted by try-alls (Post 925361)
i really don't get steve knobs, he publically slags of major tech companies like adobe etc sayin how their codin is crap etc

How can Steve Jobs say anyone's coding is crap, have you ever used x-code? It's utter garbage and doesn't yield the same results every time.

Einstein defined insanity as repeating the same action and expecting different results.
this is what I have to do every day in order to make xcode work.

Click build and run = code sign error
Click build and run again = success

FFS!!!

try-alls 2011-01-21 13:24

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Originally Posted by James_Littler (Post 925365)
How can Steve Jobs say anyone's coding is crap, have you ever used x-code? It's utter garbage and doesn't yield the same results every time.

Einstein defined insanity as repeating the same action and expecting different results.
this is what I have to do every day in order to make xcode work.

Click build and run = code sign error
Click build and run again = success

FFS!!!

never used anything from apple an prob never will
however the only thing i like bout the iphone/pods is the ui controls after watchin my mate do all the pinch to zoom an various other gestures

philheaton 2011-01-21 13:27

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Originally Posted by try-alls (Post 925361)
his suposed dislike of linux is a bit backwards as mac is *nix based just a very backwards one (i heard most stuff is installed to var not usr like every other distro)
but at the end o the day he's a pleb an deserves every bit o abuse ya can throw at him

Mac OS X is not *nix based, it is a fully certified Unix system which conforms to the Unix 03 product standard specifications http://www.opengroup.org/openbrand/register/xy.htm. It is not a "distro" as you call it.

GNU/Linux is a Unix-like operating system with the Linux kernel forming the central part of each distro or distribution.

James_Littler 2011-01-21 13:28

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Originally Posted by try-alls (Post 925373)
never used anything from apple an prob never will
however the only thing i like bout the iphone/pods is the ui controls after watchin my mate do all the pinch to zoom an various other gestures

Multitouch is nice, its not only on iphones though

ysss 2011-01-21 13:36

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Originally Posted by James_Littler (Post 925376)
Multitouch is nice, its not only on iphones though

They're still the only one doing it right though.

Here's hoping that Android (and the rest) can step up their game (and not get knocked back by patents).

danramos 2011-01-21 22:13

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Originally Posted by philheaton (Post 925375)
Mac OS X is not *nix based, it is a fully certified Unix system which conforms to the Unix 03 product standard specifications http://www.opengroup.org/openbrand/register/xy.htm. It is not a "distro" as you call it.

GNU/Linux is a Unix-like operating system with the Linux kernel forming the central part of each distro or distribution.

Actually, it's based heavily on the open-source BSD, which itself is based on UNIX. (ref; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XNU) Apple surrounded the kernel with lots of their own apps. I think that probably qualifies as a BSD "distro". Note that BSD is also a fully certified UNIX system, too. By the by, the term *NIX includes UNIX-like as well as UNIX derived alike (ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/*NIX).

philheaton 2011-01-22 12:33

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Originally Posted by danramos (Post 925711)
Actually, it's based heavily on the open-source BSD, which itself is based on UNIX. (ref; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XNU)

knew that...although the kernel is Mach not BSD so, no its not a BSD distro.

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Originally Posted by danramos (Post 925711)
Note that BSD is also a fully certified UNIX system, too.

...knew that too...

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Originally Posted by danramos (Post 925711)
By the by, the term *NIX includes UNIX-like as well as UNIX derived alike (ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/*NIX)

...and that. My point was Mac OS X is not UNIX based; it IS UNIX.

danramos 2011-01-26 11:53

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Originally Posted by philheaton (Post 926009)
knew that...although the kernel is Mach not BSD so, no its not a BSD distro.

...and that. My point was Mac OS X is not UNIX based; it IS UNIX.

You don't really read, do you? MacOS isn't UNIX. It isn't UNIX any more than BSD is UNIX. BSD is not UNIX either. It's UNIX derived. BSD forked off of UNIX a long time ago, so they're not one and the same. UNIX still exists separately from BSD. Every carefully worded and accurate article makes sure to point out that MacOS X is UNIX-based... not UNIX. (refer to the articles I cited above and also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_OS_X)

I will concede on one point of miswording on my part, though. MacOS is actually running the XNU kernel. Period. The SNU kernel is MAINLY based on BSD and based in PART on portions of Mach--so we're both right, actually. It's a BSD and Mach kernel mishmash.. so it isn't really a distro for BSD so much as a distro (collection of kernel with commands and applications for a complete and usable operating system) for XNU.

philheaton 2011-02-04 23:52

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You cannot seriously be quoting wikipedia as a reliable source? Sorry but Mac OS X 10.5 10.6 Leopard and Snow are about as UNIX as you're going to get.

Benson 2011-02-05 02:01

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Originally Posted by danramos (Post 928947)
You don't really read, do you? MacOS isn't UNIX. It isn't UNIX any more than BSD is UNIX. BSD is not UNIX either. It's UNIX derived. BSD forked off of UNIX a long time ago, so they're not one and the same. UNIX still exists separately from BSD. Every carefully worded and accurate article makes sure to point out that MacOS X is UNIX-based... not UNIX. (refer to the articles I cited above and also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_OS_X)

Sorry,but Mac OS X is UNIX (R) (along with OS/390 which isn't even derived from UNIX code); the UNIX trademark is now owned by The Open Group, and they apply it to their SUS and license it for certified conforming products.

UNIX has multiple meanings, and while some of them certainly would exclude OS X (and include other UNIXen not conforming to any version of the SUS), arguing that someone is wrong or "doesn't read" when they're going by one well-established definition, just makes you look like a jackass. Especially so when the definition they're using (even though it's one I don't particularly like) is the one that carries the most legal force.

EDIT: I was looking back through the thread (which I hadn't read as closely as perhaps I should have), and saw that philheaton already linked to The Open Group's registry like I did. So, Dan... "You don't really read, do you?" :rolleyes:


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