Looking for a LINUX Administrator
 

Hi,

I am looking for a Linux Administrator for a full time position with Moneris. If you are available and may be interested, please contact me to discuss further. My coordinates are below.

Looking forward to speaking to you.

Cheers,

Saira Zitek | Resource Manager, Information Technology
Soroc Technology Inc.
330 Bay Street, Suite 509
Toronto, Ont. M5H 2S8
Tel 647.426.6648 | Mobile 416.560.9338
Fax 647.439.8032
Email: saira.zitek@soroc.com| URL: www.soroc.com

Re: Looking for a LINUX Administrator
 

Sure, I'll take it.

I speak English and French fluently, so I can taunt your Windows users in either (or both) language(s).

I require at least $155,000 (US currency) annual salary, 3 weeks annual vacation, a 401K retirement plan, full medical (including prescriptions and prescription lenses) and dental insurance, and relocation compensation.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Re: Looking for a LINUX Administrator
 

But can you speak Torontonian?

Re: Looking for a LINUX Administrator
 

oh yeah, eh. no problem.

Re: Looking for a LINUX Administrator
 

Parlez-vous eh?

Re: Looking for a LINUX Administrator
 

Why not give a little more info about what your looking for? Any specific distributions any other unix flavors? Do you need expertise with web or db or some app? Will the position require fixing your tablet? :D

Re: Looking for a LINUX Administrator
 

I'm a Linux expert... I can handle it, yeah. When can I meet you? Soon? Does it matter if I have a criminal record? It shouldn't be a problem right? RIght? I mean, come on.

It's not like a killed my boss or anything!

Please hire me.

I want to work for you very badly.