Total Dealbreaker!
 

Wasting a few hours of my annual leave on here, I notice a few people have claimed that this or that feature of a device is declared to be a "Total Dealbreaker". So I thought it might be fun to put them all in one place.

(Please note tongue is firmly in cheek here)

What feature, advertising or placement would for you be a 'total dealbreaker' and cause you to cancel an order for any device forthwith? Points will be awarded for creativityand humour, rather than technical wisdom (You can go start your own thread Somewhere Serious for that!)

So... for me?

It would be a total dealbreaker if Katie Price bought one. :p

Re: Total Dealbreaker!
 

It's got a stylus instead of a bigger battery... pfft the Nokia designers are so inept! ;) :D

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dealbreaker threads = dealbreaker

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If Peter Andre doesn't buy one.

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Small battery, big device. That's dumb, do it the other way: Why don't you make the battery larger and the device smaller!

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I guess NOOOOKIAAA just want us to keep charging their device every night. Tough luck if you get stucked and lost in a country side. And end up run out of battery while calling up for some emergency services while your GPS is on to tell them your co-ordinate lol.. YOU ARE SO SCREW...

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If the Resistive touch screen cannot withstand the following, it is a dealbreaker for me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db7pKjUrNXQ

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why can't they break every rule of physics?!? it would make n900 million times better!

here are my list of total dealbreakers(aka if some competitor gives some of these before n900 ships, i am thinking of cancelling my preorder):
*device size doesn't change by pinching or double tapping. i want my device to adapt physically for every need i have
*no nuclear battery that lasts 1000 years
*no tube amp and LP-player for HIFI
*doesn't correct and send my tax report signed automatically
*doesn't cook and clean
*doesn't give extra +200HP to my 1.3l mazda2 when plugged to aux-port
*doesn't come with polygamy & 100 hot swedish babes

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Ossipena, you don't need an n900, you need a harem!

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Swedish harem.... mhmmmmmmmmmmm :)