[HUMOR]Any comedians out there want to record this script?
 

Hi!

I don't have the talent, so, is there anyone else out there who would like to enact the following script? Feel free to modify it as you wish.

Conversation between an iPhone owner (ip) and a friend (f):

f: Hi!
ip: Look at my new iPhone 3GS!
f: Well... How are you?
ip: Have you seen how cool the user interface is?
f: Well, yes.
ip: It's awesome. I can do anything with my iPhone and all the apps!
f: Really?
ip: Sure! Just as Steve Jobs said, it's years ahead of the competition!
f: Oh. Ok. I just took some pictures with my digital camera. Can you please upload them for me?
ip: Sure. Just put them in iTunes and we'll beam them up!
f: No. I mean here and now. Here's my SD card. Just plug it in.
ip: SD card? What's that?
f: Never mind... So how do you add more storage in the future?
ip: Hahaha! No one will ever need more than 32Gb!
f: Never mind... I think I've heard that one before. Let's take some pictures then.
ip: Spot on! My iPhone has this great 3MP camera!
f: 3MP? Not 5MP?
ip: 5MP? There must be an app for that!
f: Never mind... It's a bit dark under the trees here. Just make sure to use your flash.
ip: Flash? What's that?
hb. Never mind... Let's listen to some radio then, ok?
ip: No problem! IP radio?
f: We've got no network coverage here. How about FM radio?
ip: FM radio? What's that?
f: Never mind...
ip: Anyway. When we have coverage we can surf at 7.2 Mbps HSDPA!
f: Not 10 Mbps?
ip: 10 Mbps? What's that?
f: Never mind... Let's jump in the car and drive to my place.
ip: Sure. Driving the car is about the only thing the iPhone can't do, yet. Hahaha.
f: You've got music on your device, right? Let's listen while we drive.
ip: Sure. I'll just start playing. Just listen to that speaker!
f: That speaker? Doesn't it have stereo speakers?
ip: Stereo speakers? What's that?
f: Never mind... Can we listen to it on my car stereo? I've got a really nice rig in my car.
ip: Sure. Where can I plug it in?
f: Just switch on the FM transmitter and we can listen to all your music.
ip: FM transmitter? What's that?
f: Never mind... Ok. We're home. You said you took some pictures and videos of your family last weekend?

Maybe we can have a look at them.
ip: Yeah! This is the iPhone at it's best! Just look at this 3.5" screen. It's got a whopping 320x480 resolution!
f: Really? Not 848x480?
ip: No, but I love my iPhone.
f: Never mind... Let's watch them on my 42" LCD TV instead. Where's your video out cable?
ip: Video out? What's that?
f: Never mind... Ok then. Let's transfer the files to my PC then.
ip: Sure. Let's just install iTunes, ok?
f: Why? Let's just connect it as an USB thumbdrive and we copy them over.
ip: USB thumbdrive? What's that?
f: Never mind... Let's go and watch some TV.
ip: Aren't you impressed by my iPhone?
f: Very... Can you switch channels with it?
ip: What do you mean? Is this some kind of a joke?
f: No, just use the IR port.
ip: IR port? What's that?
f: Never mind... So. Let me send a message to my wife.
ip: Sure! Here it is.
f: The on screen keyboard is covering most of the screen. Don't you have a physical QWERTY keyboard?
ip: Physical QWERTY keyboard? What's that? Idiot!
f: Never mind... How about haptic feedback?
ip: Hectic feedback? Hahaha... It responds really quickly, if that's what you mean.
f: Never mind... Can you make phone calls with it?
ip: Of course!
f: Video calls?
ip. Yes!
f: Where’s the front camera then?
ip: Front camera? What’s that?
f: Never mind… How about surfing the web? Can it do that?
ip: Sure! That’s really what sets this baby apart from the rest!
f: If you say so… I heard it doesn’t handle modern, Flash based websites. Is it so?
ip: Hahaha. Talking about that flash again?
f: Never mind… Let's fire up some apps then!
ip: No problem. Look here!
f: One at a time? No multitasking?
ip: Multitasking? Hey, my iPhone is simply the best there is, ok!?

f: Never mind... How much RAM do you have access to?
ip: 256Mb! Can you believe it?
f: Along with 768Mb of virtual memory?
ip: Virtual memory? What's that?
f: Never mind... How about tethering then?
ip: Tethering? What's that?
f: That's the ability for your computer to surf the web using your iPhone as a wireless modem.
ip: Ah! Yes it can! You see? You're a complete *****! You don't know anything about the iPhoneI hope your phone breaks!
f: Nice... Oops. Seems the battery has run flat.
ip: Uh-oh... I haven't got a charger with me.
f: Maybe a spare battery?
ip: Spare battery? What's that? There must be an Apple service center somewhere nearby.
f: Never mind... Anyway, how much did you pay for it!
ip: Only $800. What a steal!
f: What? That's $150 more than my device that can do all those things that I asked you about!
ip: Yours is an inferior cell phone. Don't you agree the iPhone is the overall best device on this planet?
f: If you say so... Can it tell the time?
ip: There's an app for that! I just love my iPhone!
f: What time is it then?
ip: A quarter past eight.
f: What year?
ip: Funny…. It says 1999…. But nothing is perfect, you know.
f: I thought so…
ip: But, but... The user interface is cool, isn't it?
f: User interface? What's that? ;-)

Re: [HUMOR]Any comedians out there want to record this script?
 

Great punch line!!! :D
ROTFL!! :D

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ip: but hey, I can upgrade my Phone to the newest firmware when it comes out
f: firmware upgrade, what's that?
ip: Never heard of a firmware upgrade? Ok, well can you take me to a store to buy your phone?
f: Chicago or New York?
ip: There's only 2 locations?
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Nice post, but in all seriousness, if the iPhone was that bad, it wouldn't be killing all other smartphone models in sales. (Models, not brands).

I'm no iPhone lover, but I respect the game. They came in way late, observed what everyone else is doing wrong. They established a presence between 10-20% of the smartphone marketshare. They walk out with 50% of the smartphone market's profits. I have one word for that. Gangsta!

Re: [HUMOR]Any comedians out there want to record this script?
 

No.. it's just that to iphone (and general) users most of the things in the joke aren't important. TV-out, Multi-tasking, etc most people don't use.. as long as companies can hide things to make users not *notice* something is missing.. means they can get away with not having it.

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No offense man, but I just acted it out in an empty room and STILL got booed. No one ROTFL at my end.

Or indeed, anywhere in the world, seen as literally no one who has ever put ROTFL laughing is even close to rolling on the floor, and laughing. The logistics of typing on a keyboard whilst rolling are mind boggling. I just dont believe it happens. LOL is forgivable. Some people may actually laugh out loud sometimes. But rolling, on the floor? So funny the joke is, that it has caused your legs to crumble under your body, and you have rolled, back and forth, on the floor?

I call shenanigans.

Re: [HUMOR]Any comedians out there want to record this script?
 

oddly enough, the iphone can do TV out. it takes a $50 cable :D

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:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d

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I used it almost on a daily basis. Umm.....

bun

Re: [HUMOR]Any comedians out there want to record this script?
 

Did you miss the "most" in there??.....