maemo.org - Talk - Adam Sandler Parody -or- Ode to the Flamers

I'm sure people are going to hate me for this... but this song has been stuck in my head for a week now. :D

You know the song by Adam Sandler 'piece of s*** car'?

If not, here it is

Here is an N900 parody. This is all in jest - I like my N900 but after spening so much time on this forum, all I can do is laugh now.

(lines beginning with ----- indicate backup singers)
(sorry about all the cussing i tried to *** it all out)

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Here we go

piece of s*** phone
i got a piece of s*** phone
that f****** piece of s***
it's just about to get thrown

my phone's a big piece of s***
it can't even run google maps
and the ovi store's f***** empty
i gotta write all of my own apps
---its a piece of s***

i can't see through the screen
cause its' got a big f****** scratch
and the firmware support's real bad
took forever to get the latest patch
---its a piece of s***

---piece of s*** phone
piece of s*** phone
---he's got a piece of s*** phone
it sucks royal dick!
---that f***** piece of s***
100% crap
---its just about to get thrown
oh f*** you phone

its got no flash 10 player, not even with a hack
whoever programmed my phone can lick my sweaty nut sack
---they can bite his a** too
and I got no f***** java
i'm always complaining on maemo.org
eleven times a day i read 'hey, sell it a** hole!'
---you f***** piece of s***

---piece of s*** phone
i got piece of s*** phone
---hes got a piece of s*** phone
batt'ry life sucks my a**
---that f***** piece of s***
that pile of plastic s***
---it's just about to get thrown

oh what the f*** did i do
what the f*** did i do
what the f*** did i do
to get suck with you
you have one ringtone for all
and I can't hear in a call
but i'm too broke to buy something new
oh f*** me

well your root filesystem's full
so i always gotta f***** re-flash
and forget about portrait mode
if you try that you just might crash
---ouch ouch ouch
plus the USB port is busted
i gotta use a f***** tweezer
---what a pain in his a**
and if a girlie sees me on my phone
there's no chance i'll ever please her
---he never ever gets da p****
hey shut up
---piece of s*** phone
you piece of s*** phone

---you got a piece of s*** phone
you piece of s*** phone
---piece of s*** phone
no voice dialing
---you got a piece of s*** phone
no picture f****** messaging
---piece of s*** phone
no caller groups
---you got a piece of s*** phone
no call timers
---piece of s*** phone
and no official meego support
---you got a piece of s*** phone
---piece of s*** phone
---you got a piece of s*** phone
---piece of s*** phone
oh the whole town thinks i'm a loser
---you got a piece of s*** phone
google give me a phone!
---piece of s*** phone...