How to I hide porn?
 

OK guys I apologize for the thread title but I figure any more ambiguous titles sound even dumber. :p

Basically I want to be able to either
* disable auto search for the bundled media player
* limit the the auto search in certain folders only
or
* encode stuff that can't be recognized by the media player but still can be played smoothly on mplayer.

Anything short of storing the video files in a separated SD card. Thanks in advance. :)

Re: How to I hide porn?
 

We all want that (not the porn).

As to the porn question: You don't hide it; you proudly display your non-conformist lifestyle and claim you don't care that you can't get a girlfriend. :rolleyes:

Re: How to I hide porn?
 

It has nothing to do with non-comformist lifestyle, I just figured there must be a way to do this basic of the most basic function?

There is even a home grew app that just that on the Sony PSP. *sigh*

Re: How to I hide porn?
 

<sarcasm> Riiigghhhtt... </sarcasm> ;)

Search the forum. There has been a thread in the past few days about tricking metacrawler.

Re: How to I hide porn?
 

Just stream everything, delete your search history and use theporndude, as your source for porn bookmarks ;)

Re: How to I hide porn?
 

You can use Tracker cfg to unwatch the folder where you put the great stuff :) so it wont appear in the videos in the stock player... hope it's what you wanted to do

Re: How to I hide porn?
 

Forget "those without girlfriends.."
For those with "significant others" ,girlfriends, wives, boyfriends, husbands...
No harm in sharing eh? :D

I mean it can only be better sharing your porn with your significant other....it can't be worse than say... the boyfriend/ husband standard relationship requirement of sitting through Bett Midler in "Beaches" or Barbara Streisand in "Prince of Tides" with the significant other...and I'm sure it works the other way around concerning the fact some film is just too "male"? (is that a good word?) for general ladies enjoyment...like "Fight Club" or "Gangs of New York" or any of the countless guy flicks and what ladies gotta watch to appease their guys.

Porn-sharing ..
Throws some spice in the proverbial mix ..
Livens things up... :D
Girly romantic porn...(has a plotline :D) ...I can bear and live with the extreme of it...:D
hence my girl can sit back and cope with my film choices :D
What's good for the goose...and all ... :D

Pretty good incentive there "to" get a girlfriend... :D
just sayin' is all
...sharing works wonders for my relationship :D

Hmmmm....someone should come up with "Porn-Share" for couples app forcristsakes...
excellent idea ..
probably save break-ups and divorces...
hm...birth rate may skyrocket though :D

Re: How to I hide porn?
 

my god dinasour .....

Re: How to I hide porn?
 

Hey I'm just throwin' out the worst of the worst when it comes to examples of chick flix...and the most apparently obvious guy flix here.

Anyway...durn nokiabot kids!
with yur "Mango" and yur "Anime's"
get off my lawn!

:D

Re: How to I hide porn?
 

OMG, 8 years! This must be the most severe case of necromancy I have ever seen on any online forum.

About the topic, the Maemo answer is tracker.cfg, the Sailfish one is an empty file .nomedia in the folder you do not want tracked.