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wolke 2012-11-12 07:23

all of my anger
 
anyone else ever get really angry after seeing this artful blend of weirdly inaccurate information with ridiculous techno-rhetoric? its by far the most common one ive seen. its like their goal was my anger; all of the direct falsehoods are distinctly not in the device's favor.

Quote:

With this Nokia N9 64 GB Smartphone, make a style statement with an Accelerometer driven UI. This Nokia N9 comes with an internal 16 GB or 32 GB memory. The Nokia N9 64 GB Smartphone has built-in Wi-Fi connectivity as well as Bluetooth 2.1 with A2DP and EDR support. Shoot pictures and videos using built-in 8-megapixel camera with Carl Zeiss optics of this Nokia cell phone. This 3G-ready Nokia N9 has a 1 Ghz Cortex A8 processor with 512 MB RAM running Linux-based MeeGo OS, v1.2 Harmattan operating system. This Nokia cell phone’s 3.9-inch, 480x854-pixels resolution, AMOLED display is a capacitive touchscreen making for sharp display, and user -friendly operation.

tortoisedoc 2012-11-12 07:34

Re: all of my anger
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by wolke (Post 1293227)
anyone else ever get really angry after seeing this artful blend of weirdly inaccurate information with ridiculous techno-rhetoric? its by far the most common one ive seen. its like their goal was my anger; all of the direct falsehoods are distinctly not in the device's favor.

Where is this from?

wolke 2012-11-12 07:39

Re: all of my anger
 
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nokia-N9-64G...item2324faba4c

https://www.wepay.com/stores/nokia-n...rtphone-827200

http://www.ebay.com.au/ctg/Nokia-N9-...one-/108829333


http://www.digitalbuydirect.com/prod...tor_20131.html

wolke 2012-11-12 07:40

Re: all of my anger
 
like everywhere ever bro

thedead1440 2012-11-12 07:42

Re: all of my anger
 
yup I remember seeing something similar for an article in a luxury German-based magazine sometime in the beginning of this year...

flopjoke 2012-11-12 10:01

Re: all of my anger
 
eBay might not be the best source for buying an N9, dude..

But the best I saw was "use the front camera to make video calls in high definition" xD

Janitor X 2012-11-12 10:20

Re: all of my anger
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by flopjoke (Post 1293289)
eBay might not be the best source for buying an N9, dude..

Word, but at least most of the vendors are selling actual N9s. Over in my part of the world, an awful lot of the online ads for N9s are actually for god-knows-what kind of generic Chinese-made abominations. Like this..

juiceme 2012-11-12 11:53

Re: all of my anger
 
Luckily I have NEVER seen that kind of advertisement.

Seems that whoever wrote up those lines just took random sampling of terminology anf jumbled it together. Hilarious stuff.

thedead1440 2012-11-12 11:55

Re: all of my anger
 
One thing just occurred to me; wolke your anger was due to the wrong terminology or because you lost your second n9 :p


(rubbing it in further :p)

herpderp 2012-11-12 12:01

Re: all of my anger
 
I still don't understand what is the problem with that quoted text. Anyone care to explain?


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