I will connect my foot with Elop's *** if I ever see him and I'll make sure I have someone there with a pureview camera snapping a pic of me connecting so that you can zoom in 3 times until you get the precise moment in time and space down to the 10 thousandths of an inch when I connect to Nokia and leave my user feedback and show North Korea how to properly launch something.

Now I know you guys are probably saying, "this guy is emotional and Elop is just an easy target" but guys when I read the title of this thread I hopped out of my room mates cars passenger seat and hit my head on the inside roof which accidentally caused me to butt dial 911 on my N9 that was in my back pocket. When 911 answered and asked me what my emergency was I was saying "nine nine nine" so they just hung up (swipe to close is easier in that position).
I was so excited that the Nokia board possibly finally saw the light and reason of the N9 that I imagined someone put a giant fly paper outside Elops office and he was still stuck there where he could no longer do any harm and left to dehydrate until he shriveled up until he looked like the Iceman.



^That's not a nightmare that's a fantasy^

I could not hold in the smile inching across my face as I was sitting there getting a ride home from my room mate and I said out loud, "the N9 is coming here to the US." My room mate who is an Iphone fan briefly turned his head and said, "ah ha."

Good call room mate, I was so caught up in the moment I didn't realize ......one second.......
Ahhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhh b*******!
Excuse me.