PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSE HELP!!!

I've tried everything. I looked at the ubuntu forums too. I've spent two days on this, guys... and I just can't get it to work. It either closes terminal or gives an "error on line... ".

I just want a freaking working ftp server, by this point I don't care if it's only anonymous login, if 3000 connections can be made.... really, I just want to be able to ftp into my N900.

Can someone PLEASE give me instructions on how to do this. Seriously, if I can get OS8 working on the tablet, I should be able to get this working. But I can't.

Any suggestions?