I have tried google docs but cannot get it to work, not microB or opera or midora.

Reason:
I do patrols in the local neighborhood (not that i live in a crime area) to generally prevent any crime and such, now if i take a picture or do a recording etc.. i want a fail safe, a fast way to upload these things in case i should get beaten down or something.

The upload place needs to be password/user protected so not any kind of picture sharing, and also it has to be compatible to all files no matter if it is PNG, JPG, ZIP, AAC, WAV etc...

I know this is a weird request but it is like i say a "fail safe"