chuck norris once contacted nokia customer care and demanded the new meego 10.0 device with a holographic display, 100 core processor, and mind control. the rep explained that meego 2.0 is still not released, let alone 10.0, and that most of the tech he was talking about doesn't even exist in labs. chuck then sent a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack, to nokia CEO stephen elop.

needless to say, nokia has been building futuristic custom meego devices for chuck norris ever since.