Windows user's prayer

Our Windows, who is on harddrives
Wide open your ports
You viruses come,
On 95 as it is on XP

Give us this day our daily ServicePacks
and forgive our Linux partitions
as we forgive those flaws from your drivers
and lead us not into the blue screen
but deliver us from software conflicts.

Yours is the whole RAM and harddrive
and all processor's Hertzs
forever and ever CTRL+ALT+DELETE!