I'm sure he won't take it personally. He didn't make the device with his bare hands after all. It was a great review, no doubt. I read the whole thing. But it's ironic that you mention "Dark Age" in your post above because thats exactly what came to my mind when I heard it has 16GB onboard with NO expansion slot. He was actually selling the device to me "tolerant of other ideas" until I heard the storage thing. I can't lie and say "oh yeah, thats great".