E broke bread not with N, and N not with E. Behold! I come as a middle manager. And there shall be great wailing and gnashing of teeth, even unto the next billion.

And I saw an unclean spirit emerge from the mouth of Nokia, and its name was the N97. And the people spake, saying "Verily, I shall buy an iPhone, or those Android things look quite shiny, also".

Mismanagement and bureaucracy shall follow thee all the days of thy life, and one named Elop shall arise, but it shall be no use blaming him really, for the damage was already done.