Are you really that crazy? I know life is short, but who cares about 30 seconds vs. 5?! Maybe you, but I would like to live longer, thank you! BTW, I do all my banking on N800, not to mention online buying and selling (ebay, amaon, buy.com...). I read and write company emails. These are all "productive" activities in my book, but of course you might be from Mars...