Thread: FusionGarage - Grid 10 (Was: Do we have a Nokia Internet Tablet in waiting? Tabco)
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2011-08-04 , 01:47
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Originally Posted by sjgadsby View Post
Shh! He won't announce or ship his fancy, new tablet until he's sure the billions of replacement styluses and kickstands his factories have been cranking out for the past year will be readily available in every corner store worldwide at launch.
Also.. extra parts of all kinds. My engineers tell me that includes a super-secret replaceable fuel cell! You will need to replace all your own parts. Downside: You may instantly get an advanced cancer just from opening the unit up. Upside: You'll LOVE this device for the rest of your life.
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