I will not, and have never written a 30 page diatribe to contain every possible angle to qualify things that I've said.
If you think you can sit back and tell me your Linux box is 100% secure and you're sure of that, then you're deluded
My IT regularly comes with me into the workplace. It only connects to the Wifi provided for clients that's solely an internet connection, nothing to do with our network.
Machines are locked with strict policies through AD to prevent agents from running anything that could conceivably help them scoop numbers/info.
And to the snotty developers getting their knickers in a knot.
1.) I resent the fact my work has to go to QA, I checked it myself. 2.) I argue a lot with QA 3.) When I get specs I try to improve them and sometimes that takes longer than the project initially allotted. 4.) I'm awesome, the organization couldn't survive without me. 5.) This is the only thing I'm good at, I suck in social situations, and I get my neck beard in a knot when people try to stymie my brilliant ideas. I know assembler you f*ck!!!
(P.S. I develop. I'm not site support. If you're going to make sweeping assumptions about me, let's at least get it in the right ballpark.)