I really need to learn how to compile then.

My wish list is ASCII versions of Nethack (patched with colored menus, colored hit points, and colored dungeons), T.O.M.E, Doomrl, and ooh, that Diablo rogue looks pretty sweet as well.

I always wanted an awesome collection such as this.
http://www.retrobits.net/palmos/angband.shtml

Sucks that I'm a computer idiot.