"No one can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to one and despise the other. You cannot serve [productivity] and [security]."

After careful evaluation of the arguments presented here I have decided that I can no longer continue the reckless practice of driving on public streets. The current policies allow all kinds of dangerous drivers on the network that can irretrivably brick mission-critical hardware (i.e. me).