I'm sorry to mention violent things but this is just a dream I had.

A couple of you hold ELOP down and I piss on his forehead while I ask, "you like windows huh?, you like windows huh? You just lowered the whole countries [Finlands] income because of your trojan horse BS! You knew the only thing wrong with Symbian was the UI didn't you!? Didn't you!? So you come in and go "OMG Symbian is lame it has to be dropped." You f'n piece of crap, the money and time it would take to revamp symbian is nothing compared to the market penetration that would make. Such an easy task, revamp Symbian UI.
And you think you get to take credit for something like that, a no brainer?
And now you want to drop meego and trojan horse windows into Europe?
Here's what you get for destroying a great company to hand it over to microhard."

Then we dig a little small hole and shove his head into it and stomp his head into it and then bury it and leave him like that after we kick him in the ribs a bunch of times.

Ok, I hope as a group we virtually got our anger out of our system now.
Or maybe we need to make another thread called Elop hate