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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris View Post
If you want a device fast and don't have any contacts. Don't preorder via webpage, go down to a few stores talk to the stores and pre order the device from them. And call them or visit them every second day until you get the device.
I have a better idea. Wear a balaclava, walk into a bank with a gun in your pocket and ask to talk to a negotiator. Said negotiator will ask you what you want expecting you to ask for a helicopter. Instead ask for an N9. After ensuring that said N9 has arrived, show that it was only a banana and offer to buy the N9 from the negotiator. Hire a lawyer.

It shouldn't be this hard to get an N9.
 

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