I'm starting a new thread with a non-descript title. I'm sure you've seen many of these types of thread titles before.

This will be my opportunity to whine like a spoiled child and/or ask questions that have been answered a hundred times before.

The rest of you should just continue to start your own threads of this type.

Please don't add to my thread with your own rant or question, no matter how on-topic your post would be, because that defeats the purpose of having needless redundant threads. You'll never find mine anyway, because the first thing you'll do is start a new thread instead of simply reading the forum or searching for an existing thread with the answer you are looking for.

Popping in with a quick redundant question and then leaving when you get someone to answer (and complaining if anyone tells you to search because it has been answered before) is soooo much more convenient than doing a little research of your own.

The key thing to remember is that your time is much more valuable than that of the people whom you expect to answer your redundant question. Keep that in mind and the rest will come naturally.

And if you ever get frustrated, please start your own thread to complain because your complaint is much more important than all those other people who complained in all those other threads before you. And don't complain to Nokia or whomever you're really mad at... tell us instead. And don't hold anything back, because the world needs to hear your whine so that you can feel better about yourself.

and dont wurry abt makin yur post reedable with spellin and puntuation and paragrafs and extry wrds words wurds and all thatcause that take s up yur own valuble time

In future I hope to add further tips, and possibly some real life examples from others who have perfected these techniques.

If you see someone else duplicating my efforts to waste forum members' time, you do have my permission to refer them to this thread. Who knows, if all of us lazy self-centered people come together, we may be able to devise new and better ways to waste the time of other members of this forum!

Oh, and ignore my .sig, it's not helpful to anyone, it's just another kind of rant and you have more important rants of your own.

There, now I feel better... just as expected.