I await your results with baited breath fellow scotch man. Also there is a script just appeared in dev-repos called 'swap-set'. It is for detecting where your swap is, unounting, mounting ramzswap, mounting old swap.

It is a good start however it needs to be either:

1. To be encased in an event.d 'wrapper'
2. Called from Xsession.d
3. Support the few of us that use a swap file.

Anyway, the point is there is someone already making a nice compcache loading script.