That´s some serious s..t going on here between some of you guys...
please stop fighting about the size of penises and stick to the thread title and its anwsers...

and especially @gerbick:
since you´re in the US, where the N9 has literally no support, I suggest to stop talking s..t about the flaws probably exclusive for your region...there´s a very few people around here in EU who actually have some bluetooth or reception issues...and if they had, I´m sure they would´ve already changed their phone in Nokia Care already...which you simply can´t in the US..I´m guessing you probably have a faulty unit...get a new one off German or UK eBay or something..