Ok, post-setup report:
1. Ubuntu messed up my keyboard. No numbers. The Fn key was made into the Alt key, which I guess is its default way of working anyway, but it doesn't work.
2. Dragging windows is weird. It gets stuck on the last point you held somehow. (Hard to explain, actually.)
3. Terminal brought down the system. Single command *boom* framebuffer with error saying:
And then I am told to type exit to reboot, and I pressed Ctrl+D. System is now rebooting. (Aaall the way back through U-Boot...)

Now it is switching between X and the framebuffer. Possibly failing to load LightDM. Great.
I let it do its thing, and after a while, I'm prompted to go to low-level graphics mode, aka safemode. It kicked me right back to the framebuffer... Yay... I will wait and see if it will bring up a GUI soon.

Kubuntu sure was easier than this... At least it let me open Plasma Mobile.

Retrying to boot it right now. It seems like X lied to me...
Same result. LightDM seems to be the culprit in this case, but I have no logs to support my theory...
Has anyone tried auto-login? It could possibly bypass LightDM altogether, but that is not for sure.
Result this time is an all-black screen with nothing on it. Pressing the power button shut the device off as expected. Now, I will try to retrieve logs if possible...

Also, I forgot to mention I'm running r52.

Ok, no logs. All I can find is a couple of logs from apt and dpkg, which are left from the chroot install. Lightdm cleared all logs on shutdown.
However, looking in the homefolder, there are no homefolders for anyone. I guess I need to make a user, and we might get some action going.

STATUS: Booted, stuck on a black screen, still responds
REVISION: 52
MICROSD: 8Gb, Class 4
BOOTLOADER: U-Boot built on PR1.3 kernel
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