How come nobody's willing to write a detailed step by step on how to install/mount this thing for noobs.

I can follow step-by-step directions easily (as can most people), and with having open-mode kernel (e-yes's dual boot one) I think I should be able to get debian up and running on my 64G N9.

Please someone, write it up.......even better if
qole can do the writeup for open mode and
rcolistete for inception

Or whoever wants to....

I would greatly appreciate it.