In the cheap-or-free feature/dumbphone area there's this:

http://www.gsmarena.com/alcatel_ot_888-3794.php

It's got a proprietary Android locked-up OS but has a pretty decent PC interface that gives you almost full access to the file system. My wife got one free and she's happy with it. It seems to fulfill most of the items on your list. Of course if you just WANT to spend money there's a lot more options...