As soon as I read the title I knew it.

The only thing that I was fooled about, is that I was expecting a picture or video in the first post. So I'll help the cause:

Nokia N9S (S for slide, poke fun at iPhone):
1) 4.5" AMOLED-ClearBlack Display
2) RGB-layout with 960 × 540 resolution
3) ST-Ericson U8500 (32nm 1.2GHz Cortex A9 + Mali400 + 1GB RAM)
4) Capacitive 10-finger MultiTouch, and "Floating Touch" support
5) microHDMI, microUSB-OTG, microSD (MTP 32GB inbuilt)
6) Penta-gsm, BT4, Wifi bgn, aGPS-Glownarse, compass, light sensor, gyroscope
7) 12MP Carl-Zeiss wide-angle + 1080p@30fps
8) 2,000mAh removable battery (better battery life than NOTE)
9) 5-row tilt qwerty (resembling the Droid4 and E7)
10) Brushed Aluminium unibody with plastic lid (HTC Legend-like) on the bottom to access microSIM, microSD and battery.
11) 124 x 64 x 13 mm and 175g
12) $800 factory unlocked
13) Based on new OS: MeeGo v1.5 (Qt-5 framework and new APIs. MIUI UX. On-screen Back, Home, Menu keys that slide up to reveal a WebOS-esque MultiTasker).

...soon to be accompanied with:
-N9 update from Harmattan to MeeGo v1.5
-NX (has 5.2inch screen, thinner, larger battery, active digitizer and kickstand. Priced at $900 factory unlocked)
-Nokia Tab (has 8.9inch with LapDock, same as the NX but thinner, faster, louder, more memory, larger battery, 1080p screen, full sized SD/HDMI/USB-HOST ports, but no microSIM slots. Priced at $549).
-The board has decided (with Elop's approval) that for Nokia to succeed it will need a 3-point strategy; Symbian for cheap reliable phones, WP7.5 for the best middle-end competitor, and the new MeegOS to differentiate themselves.

@JonWW: Kick on the-ick for being so quick !