Elop: "Come in!" The one remaining Nokia Linux dev: "Just to ask, how much will it cost us to get clearance and open source all the Maemo line?" Elop: "An absolute boatload of cash, legal will be going over it for at least six months. How long will it take you to strip out all the 3rd party code we licensed, references to products we haven't released yet, make sure it still works, write compiling howtos, and set up a hosting website?" Dev: "Oh, ages." Elop: "And what would be the benefit from this?" Dev: "A minor PR boost - a handful of FOSS people are asking for it on forums" Elop: "OK, well, will those people come back to Nokia, buy phones and generate word of mouth?" Dev: "Lumias?" Elop: "Yeah" Dev: "Not a chance in hell" Elop: *pulls trapdoor lever, dev plunges into fiery pit* ... "NEXT!"