I DID IT.

The one at CEX was 64gb and absolutely untouched, with box contents untouched. I got a discount too, for being nice to the young man behind the counter 5% off. He threw in a 3 prong charger cos the one in the box was european.

I loaded the camera, and it's good enough for me. What i really want to know is, what took me so long??

Now: i've sent a text or two and made a call, but now what?!?!