Thread: Jolla will announce the place and announcement day for it’s device TODAY
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2012-10-04 , 18:55
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Originally Posted by Dave999 View Post
Don't be so sure. You might have missed it. But the CEO's of Jolla and Nokia have been caught twice on a fishing trip. We have evidence.
I recorded the conversation of that fishing trip;

Elop; So how is that new company going?

Hurmola; Going great, so glad you canned our research and fired us all. I hope you choke on a fish bone, you Microsoft Trojan.

Elop; All part of the plan, I had to make it look like my lords and masters of Microsoft were placated by sacrificing Nokia. But you know the plan is to buy you out after Microsoft makes us fail and then MeeGo phones for all!

Hurmola; Yeah right, you're like that Romney guy, always going back and forth on your promises.

(Hurmola rocks the boat and Elop gets eaten by a shark, and the world rejoices).

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