Yes, I am fing delusional. I don't use social media on my phone, therefore I am fing delusional. I don't do my banking on my phone, therefore I am fing delusional. And yeah, I don't really care about HDMI out (especially since most modern TVs now have USB ports, which work even better than HDMI), I'm not interested in Siri, I don't use much mapping (I only rarely find myself needing a map in the first place, and the N900 has been fine for those times I've needed it), and I pretty much never use the billions and billions of other apps you can get on an iPhone.

YES, the iPhone has better games!!! YES, the iPhone has more fluid graphics!!! YES, the iPhone has wonderful apps!!! I completely agree with you there.

I'm just saying, that's not what I'm looking for in a mobile device. The N900 is almost exactly what I want in a mobile device. When you jailbreak an iPhone, when you add an external keyboard, when you tack on the IR dongle and the FM transmitter dongle and all the other dongles, when you add in command line utilities and make the file system accessible -- all those things simply make the iPhone more like the N900. And I've already got one of those.