Diagnosis:
Lonely evil AI is making internet calls in search of a companion.

Suggested solution procedure*:

1. Determine the gender of the lonely evil AI on your N800.
   NOTE: Due to the USB host-mode capabilities of the N800, the gender cannot be determined from physical examination alone.
2. Obtain a suitable BT-compatible host device. This will stay in your other coat pocket.
3. Create/obtain evil AI of opposite gender and install in host device.
4. Establish BT connection, allowing your lonely evil AI to communicate with his/her new partner.
5. Your evil AI may demand physical intimacy with its partner. Refusing this request may increase risk of serious bodily injury, especially when near large computer-controlled equipment. It is recommended that you acquire suitable cables and adapters in advance, to fulfil such requests.

*Due to the volatile nature and synergistic effects of evil AIs, this procedure may have undesirable side-effects, including but not limited to: domination and/or destruction of any internet, world, and/or universe in the vicinity. Nokia Corporation, the itT forum administrators, and this poster cannot be held responsible for any incidents arising from or pertaining to this procedure.