Nah... Instago is a cool name. People are misinformed and not interested to learn but they want everything served on a sliver platter.
Anyways, I have only 1 wish if possible once cache is operational.
Please, pretty please, make smart SQL queries. Multi row inserts, nested queries and such. Do not sacrifice speed just because it's easier to run a for loop and 100 SELECTs inside...