Well I actually don't pop over to Android, iOS [insert competing platform] forums, & try every conceivable angle to "**** on their parade" constantly.
I can't think of too many things that are as "mind numbingly" boring as that, I really can't.
I find it far more interesting to learn new things to do/try, or to help inexperienced users etc.
So no, I don't think lumiaman lurks in my heart, nice bit of poetry though...